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So this guy gets into a terrible car accident and is killed. He finds himself in Hell facing the Devil. The Devil says to him "This is your lucky day. I'm going to give you one chance to get out of hell. All you have to do is complete three challenges" The Devil gestures to three doors behind him "Behind the fist door is a large jug of the nastiest, most foul tasting whisky we have ever made. You must drink it all, one pull, no vomiting. Behind the second door is an angry lion with a sore tooth. You must pull out the tooth. Behind the third door is a crazed nymphomaniac. You must completely satisfy her. Do all three and I'll release you from hell" The man figured he's give it his best shot. He opened door number one, grabbed the jug with two hands and started chugging. He had some difficulty but got it all down. He staggered drunkenly to the second door, went in and closed it behind him with a slam. From behind the door came the most awful commotion. There was roaring, screaming, growling and thumping... then quiet. The man staggered back out, clothes ripped and bleeding from hundreds of scratches. "Awright Dhevil..." He slurred "Wheresh dat girl with the sore tooth?"

Well, if she manages to make them stop churning out CoD mil-porn games....might be worth her being elected

Monster boy and the cursed kingdom - quite tight game

https://www.humblebundle.com/games/crusader-kings-2-bundle Can't recommend this enough for people interested in history, rpg and simulator games.

I think I stepped through a portal into some Bethesda game... I was only going to build a small outpost to capture thralls. Got the capturing part down. Might have slightly failed in the "small" department though... The huge circular(-ish) roof was a nightmare to build. I still want to add a Set temple somewhere, at some point. Open roof over the Wheel of Pain and kitchen right next door for some added persuasive powers. Can't have Keyrock claim I'm a softie again! Since I have no real reason to start any new building projects in my single player save I've gone back to the bucket list: Killed the undead dragon, was a tad easier than I expected (but I expected it to be really really nasty, so there's that) The giant spider, on the other hand, was a lot nastier than I expected... Killed all the different dragon types (Red, Green and White). I mean, that's something you have to do at least once in our life, amirite? Killed the White Dragon a few times to get a head for a trophy, after a bit of Googling it turns out the White Dragon Head Trophy is not implemented yet. Whelp. Still to go: Completing the Warmaker's Sanctuary dungeon and dealing with some other new bosses added in that recent update (already fought the boss birds, those are nasty as hell) Craft the Heart of the Sands (so I can then create the item to remove the bracelet as I have all the other parts), which means I need to get past the whiptail cats that have shredded me each time I've tried. Different approach appears to be required (might bring a thrall to deal with them, for a change, I usually don't use them, except for bearers) Completing the last few Journey steps ("only" 5 to go....)

Pillars of Eternity stores its save games in the following locations: Windows %USERPROFILE%\Saved Games\Pillars of Eternity %USERPROFILE% usually is something like C:\Users\your-name-here OS X For Steam, GOG, and DRM-free backer disc versions: ~/Library/Application Support/Pillars of Eternity/Saved Games If you bought Pillars of Eternity from the Apple App Store, your save game directory is located here: ~/Library/Containers/com.mpdigital.pillarsofeternity/Data/Library/Application Support/Pillars of Eternity/Saved Games Linux $XDG_DATA_HOME/PillarsOfEternity/SavedGames If $XDG_DATA_HOME is not defined, it's stored in ~/.local/share There is one other folder that you may find in your temporary locations where we build and maintain the current game state, but this is not intended to be shared / used if you go to play on another machine. For the Backer Beta, save games were stored in non-standard locations, such as roaming or temp folder locations. Those were changed for the final game release.

PRevious thread - Bring your funny, put it here.

I want that on a T-shirt.

Phoenix Point may have moved to December, but Stygian got a September release date. So all is well

Wallpapers (2 types of 2 wallpapers each for desktop and mobile for 8 images in all), 2 ringtones, 2 facebook/twitter headers and 2 facebook twitter profile pics and 1 cosplay reference for Ellie and a Maurader each.

Nah, you need to get away Azdeus. Leave your phones, laptops, etc behind. Find some remote place faraway from everything and just go fishing for a few days. The stress that modern life creates is killing us all. The things we own, own us all. Just walk way from it all for a little while. Just my $.02

You should listen to the Max Payne soundtrack instead

I am doing it similiar for the water drake (Scyorielaphas). But the strategy that works for me consistently with 0 risk dieing is as follows: - Solve the puzzle - Close interaction window - Cast Halt (Immobilize) on Vela - Go through the door (because Vela is immobilized she stays alot closer to the door now) - When the fight starts run "into" the door, you can go quite deeper into it than you might think (because this way you are actually out of range for the grab attack from the Water Whips) - When the water drake casts his water wave there is roughly a chance of 50-60% that Vela gets pushed into the door, out of range from the Water Whips aswell. If not, it's not that bad because she is at least in range so you can cast SoT on both of you Starting with an Immobilize on her, worked alot better for me BEFORE you enter the room.

We love a good gamble in England. Every other shop in any town/city is a gambling shop. We should reduce the legal age, let everyone have a gamble! Why not! These companies need to make money right? What do we need it for?! All we need is a can of Super Tennant's or Special Brew, bi weekly dole payment and a tracksuit and just hang outside of William Hill get plastered from 9am.

So this popped up in my suggestions the other day. As you all are probably aware it has been widely reported that the UK says lootboxes are not gambling, of course the truth is a lot more nuanced and Bellular goes through the entire parliamentary hearing (of which most "journalists" read the first paragaph or so, apparently): The TL;DR could be summed up pretty accurately as "The UK doesn't consider lootboxes gambling (by their legal definition), but the UK Gambling Commission argues they probably should be."

Given how Epic basically bought them out (to the detriment of said backers) I doubt they'd be happy about not getting what they paid for... Working on something else would be pretty ballsy, I for one, won't support them again as their word has been proven to be worth about as much as that of the average politician.

Listening to Nightwish on full blast and sitting on my ass. On my 6th cup of coffee and have problably had ten cigarettes so far. Disappointed in the cigarettes not killing me yet. -.-

Cheers @Ophiuchus. Never realised you could unlock the slot via UC. I'll do it that way. Just leave some QoL on the Weapon Set swapping then as my wish so far that someone hasn't already covered.

The kiwi is a squeaky toy, useful as a distraction. The key is a car key, it does what a car key does (open a car and make it beep so you know where said car is). The scissors are a lethal piercing weapon. The coconut works as either a non-lethal concussion weapon or a distraction. These are all items I picked up. The game shows your currently equipped item. When it's just a silhouette it means it is put away, if it's solid it means I'm holding it. Of those items only the scissors will work as a murder weapon, but not any sort of special kill, to the best of my knowledge. Not in either of those levels, anyway.

O M G. I finally made it aswell. Currently uploading my files to youtube, but it may take a while because I only have like 1.5 Mbit upload. #Feelsbadman I f***ed up so hard in the end at Guardian of Ukaizo but still made it. Also my Deltro's Cage Helmet somehow bugged out and did nothing for the last part of my playthrough. Didn't work for Auranic, Ukaizo. No clue why. For the last part I was drinking some beer with a friend because I thought it will be easy anyways. But Guardian of Ukaizo was actually tanky as hell with the Megaboss Buff, almost died to a storm aswell like a noob.... You'll see it all when I am done uploading. I hope Obsidian will approve my run when I am done with the uploading.

https://www.vg247.com/2019/07/29/deus-ex-mankind-divided-sequel-actor-elias-toufexis/ Interesting that they had to do a rewrite of DX:MD.

Thanks for checking, my family and I are alright and were not in attendance.

BJ didn't need any armor though? I mean, doubt they'd have let him keep it when they locked him up and he was just fine. He was also muscular to the point he made the Governator seem scrawny. Either way I thought his point was more that they wanted to add girl power without wanting to "compromise" by making the girls look like they'd be able to do the stuff they're doing (which would mean they'd have had to be quite a bit more muscular than the, as the author puts it, "scrawny teenagers" they are). I would tend to agree on that point. Easiest way to make someone strong without making them look like they work out? Exoskeleton! Nano-suit! As for the "story" as someone put it on Steam: could have been a great story about living in the shadow of BJ and his accomplishments/reputation or merely the fact that he's killed thousands, instead they went with whatever the hell this cringy mess is.

I assume they are referring to "Bitterballen", which is a fried ball of breadcrumb filled with meat ragout. They're delicious. Other than that, a very Dutch thing to do is put chocolate sprinkles on bread and we have, of course, "Stroopwafels". For traditional meal food, we do this thing where we take boiled potatoes and a vegetable (such as kale or sauerkraut), add some tiny bits of bacon and/or ham and then SMASH THE ****ING **** OUT OF IT until it's a big mush. I hate it. It is usually served with smoked sausage.

GoT had a ton of great episodes and moments, so I don't see the cause for concern. Although the two properties have vastly different tones, so who knows?

I'm officially a part of the beta.

other than too easy/too difficult, single biggest complaint 'bout bg1 on the bg2 development boards were the bg1 map. not kidding. not hyperbolic. even more than complaints 'bout underdeveloped party npcs were criticisms o' the repeated and reflexive mowing o' mostly empty wilderness maps. made folks... unhappy. "exploration" were a curse. weren't no meaningful exploration if all you is doing is uncovering every bit o' fog on every map, eh? bioware listened. for bg2, bioware took out most 'o the admitted pointless and rote exploration and replaced with dense maps containing involved/multi-step quests. were a paradigm shift focusing on depth over breadth. other than too easy/too difficult, single biggest post bg2 complaint were questioning why bioware abandoned all the wonderful bg1 exploration. am having some small sympathy for developers. game development must, at times, feel like groundhog day. doesn't matter what changes is made or what improvements they attempt. doomed to repeat endless cycle. poe were more streamlined. deadfire went sandbox. didn't matter. lack o' exploration v. lack o' depth. and cycle repeats. HA! Good Fun!

I'm not sure if it would be easy to designate the first companion but Eder's pet unlock option is a simple passive ability and can be added to any companion, sidekick, or hireling with console commands or UC. Had a Nalpazca evening the other night and thought it would be neat to mod in pet "licenses" that unlock the slot for the character.

Both Obsidian and inXile tried to get the rights to BG3