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That's kinda funny actually.

Because of how even the right-wing loves to play oppressed?

 

Overwhelming majority is still compartmentalized according to their blood relatives and expected to be married by 40, majority still believes in God and those who don't are so piss weak they constantly feel the need to tiptoe around or downplay their atheism for fear of "offending anyone" or looking like a neckbeard, and on both left and right people still have an irrational attachment to b.s. like "culture" and "heritage" (see the left's "cultural appropriation" and the right's standard nationalist wank).

 

If that is politically incorrect

What actually makes them politically incorrect is that they're populated with dumb holocaust denialist NEETs who think everything is a vast Jewish conspiracy against the white man.

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That's kinda funny actually.

Because of how even the right-wing loves to play oppressed?

 

Overwhelming majority is still compartmentalized according to their blood relatives and expected to be married by 40, majority still believes in God and those who don't are so piss weak they constantly feel the need to tiptoe around or downplay their atheism for fear of "offending anyone" or looking like a neckbeard, and on both left and right people still have an irrational attachment to b.s. like "culture" and "heritage" (see the left's "cultural appropriation" and the right's standard nationalist wank).

 

If that is politically incorrect

What actually makes them politically incorrect is that they're populated with dumb holocaust denialist NEETs who think everything is a vast Jewish conspiracy against the white man.

 

 

That's not funny.

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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there are roughly 10 bilion cows in the world today... how many lions are there?

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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there are roughly 10 bilion cows in the world today... how many lions are there?

10 billion delicious cows, lions would agree.

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I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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there are roughly 10 bilion cows in the world today... how many lions are there?

10 billion delicious cows, lions would agree.

 

 

10 billion cows... now... how many burgers would that be?

 

Would you say 10 million?

How+many+times+would+you+say+ten+million

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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no, bilion... i dont remember where i read it, but there are actually more cows than people in the world... and even more chicken than cows

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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Mark Hamill on signing Star Wars cards..

 

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Edit: Hm, and then the picture squished..

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Plus they are inbred to the point of carrying a ton of genetic defects.

 

Quit dissing on the Duke brothers...oh wait you're back on cows and lions... :p

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I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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