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Is very optimistic to think that stupid people read labels.

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I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Yeah, aren't warning labels largely there to avoid liability because of the people who did something dumb/ignorant yet were smart enough to get a lawyer good enough to convince other people that it was somebody else's fault? Obviously, that's a huge generalization, but warning labels are probably more used by reasonably cautious people who may be initially ignorant (as we all tend to be at some point) but who are likely not stupid if they're spending the time to make sure they don't do something dumb. A lot of warning labels are pretty ridiculous, I understand (WARNING: do not turn on power drill inside of your mouth), but not every single one is necessarily totally obvious for someone not familiar with the object.

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"Most of the best people are dead. And there are an awful lot of awful people still alive... and most of them are in charge."

--- John Cleese (on the Tonight Show last year)

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIIaqGtvN08

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“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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Just another passe old whiter man. So semi quote Oprah Winfrey;"The world will be a better place when old white men like Cleese are dead and gone."

DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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6 maybe? I am really confused :)

 

ok second edit, no idea

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No, it's not 6, at least not when doing this the way the quiz was intended (if 6 were true then 5 would be false and we'd have to look for an answer in 1-4 - which can't be if 6 was true).

 

I'm pretty sure the answer is 5. 6 would be false since it is one of the above, 2, 3 and 4 would be false because the solution is below and 1 would be false because there is no way all the below answers can be true (se 6 contradicting 5).

 

I agree that the wording is confusing, which I assume is because we're not English native. I would have expected this to be some sort of lateral thinking puzzle (how can there be answers to a question never asked?) and when approached like that 6 looks really promising as an answer. *shrug*

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but does 5 and 6 contradict in any way? really confused

I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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6 means that 5 is false, which means that 6 is also false...

 

On other matters..

 

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6 means that 5 is false, which means that 6 is also false...

 

On other matters..

 

 

 

Are you sure?

 

I mean if 6 is true have 5 be false? it does not say that one bellow is not true... and both are same answears...

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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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6 is the one answer that can never be correct as if you have two consecutive 'none of the above are true' statements only the first one can ever be right* (since if right it consequently makes the second one wrong per its own postulation of none above being correct). So if any of answers 1-4 is correct then both 5 & 6 have to be wrong, if none of them are correct then 5 has to be correct, and since 5 is correct this makes 6 wrong.

 

*so long as there is at least one statement above

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