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Funny Posts - New and Improved with Same Great Taste


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New thread for the funny stuff.

 


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Cover your eyes, Grandma...



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This can't be coincidental. It just cannot be... can it?

 

Anyway, I applaud any anchor(wo)man who is able to deliver such a headline with a straight face.



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A US Navy aviator I follow on Quora had this question put to him:

 

Do pilots have to be perfect in all aspects of their lives?

 

His answer:

 

Perfection in all aspects of one’s life is not a requirement to pilot an aircraft. It’s simply a coincidence that most of us happen to be perfect. You needn’t ask us, though; check with our ex-wives, bankruptcy attorneys, hair restoration clinicians, and orthopedic surgeons. They have the skinny.

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Some dude's comment on Death Magnetic's production

 


MASTERED BY MUPPETS

End of session day, Rubin works away:
I'm your source of song-destruction
Tunes that hurt you ear, poor sound engineer
Leaving spikes on my instruction
Trust me you will see
Volumes all you need
Dedicated to
How I'll limit you

Compressing faster
Limit your Master
Your albums sell faster
With a loud Master
Master

Mastered by muppets, brickwalling your dreams
Clipping, distorting and smashing extremes
Ruined by me, you can't hear a thing
Just spiking snares, and auto-tuned screams
Mastered
Mastered
Rubins my name, and I'll hear you scream
Bastard
Bastard

Need to mix this way, never you dismay
Loud makes death magnetic clearer
Gain monopoly, ritual Waves L3
Squash your tracks til its severe
Gate and you will see
More and more dB
Dedicated to
How Im killing you

Compressing faster
Limit your Master
Your albums sell faster
With a loud Master
Master

Mastered by muppets, brickwalling your dreams
Clipping, distorting and smashing extremes
Ruined by me, you can't hear a thing
Just spiking snares, and auto-tuned screams
Mastered
Mastered
Rubins my name, and I'll hear you scream
Bastard
Bastard

Master, Master, where's the version I've been after?
Bearded, Bastard, you promised only lies
Blaster, Blaster, recorded on a ghetto blaster?
Laughter, laughter, laughing at those highs
Spike to me!

Lars aint worth all that natural kick and hats
Kirk adds wah without a reason
Never ending phrase, Jaymz goes on for days
Rob, your shirt is out of season
Ill record til 5 (then)
I will help you buy
Sandals that suit you
Now you look cool too

 

http://www.ultimatem...agnetic.428856/


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Don't blame him a bit: http://www.dailymail...tor-finger.html



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^^Thats a grody looking sphincter.

 

^Anthropomorphism.



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No it's cultural appropriation! I'm a homo sapian and I am OFFENDED that this gorilla mimics a gesture that is sacred to my people.


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How apeist of you. Hominidity-politics is ruining our ability to communicate amongst ourselves.


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Best news broadcast ever!

 

 

Yes I know... not real. But very funny.


Edited by Guard Dog, 17 May 2018 - 11:16 AM.

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Best news broadcast ever!
 

 
Yes I know... not real. But very funny.


Doubted it was real either as there’s no way it would keep rolling that long.




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