Chilloutman Posted December 13, 2017 Posted December 13, 2017 they associate something else with it Go to politics thread if you need to expand on it 1 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"
Guard Dog Posted December 13, 2017 Posted December 13, 2017 I saw this o a bumper sticker yesterday. And now all I can see are the two dinosaurs! 3 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Pidesco Posted December 13, 2017 Posted December 13, 2017 My question is, por que no los dos? "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
Raithe Posted December 13, 2017 Posted December 13, 2017 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted December 13, 2017 Posted December 13, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mby6_RFlKk 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted December 13, 2017 Posted December 13, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vKkwJwL77Y "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Orogun01 Posted December 14, 2017 Posted December 14, 2017 ("Mochi-mochi" = elastic or springy or chewy or something) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DyCK8bpTmo I got this song now stuck in my head. 2 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
Raithe Posted December 14, 2017 Posted December 14, 2017 Heh, 'The new Battlestar Galactica is a show designed for people nostalgic for the last two seasons of Happy Days.' "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted December 14, 2017 Posted December 14, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkVwqEdYlNA 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted December 14, 2017 Posted December 14, 2017 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted December 14, 2017 Posted December 14, 2017 6 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
algroth Posted December 14, 2017 Posted December 14, 2017 This subreddit is amusing: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bossfight/top/ My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg Currently playing: Roadwarden
Agiel Posted December 15, 2017 Posted December 15, 2017 5 Quote “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.” -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>> Quote "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete." -Rod Serling
Hurlshort Posted December 15, 2017 Posted December 15, 2017 I know it is just a joke, but if you rely on Facebook for weather updates, tou have biggwr problems. Most of the friends I have on facebook live elsewhere, so it is fun to see the winter wonderland pics. 2
ShadySands Posted December 15, 2017 Posted December 15, 2017 Urge to punch monitor rising... 2 Free games updated 3/4/21
the_dog_days Posted December 15, 2017 Posted December 15, 2017 (edited) He already gets free labor from elves and an endangered species of flying reindeer. Makes the whole cheap labor thing seem trivial. Edited December 16, 2017 by the_dog_days 1
rjshae Posted December 15, 2017 Posted December 15, 2017 Looks like Josh will be getting a lump of Manchurian Coal for X-mas next year. 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Amentep Posted December 15, 2017 Posted December 15, 2017 Predictive Text Keyboard by Botnik fed all of the Harry Potter novels, comes up with a chapter for "Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash" - http://www.botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html 5 I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man
Guard Dog Posted December 15, 2017 Posted December 15, 2017 “A couple is walking through Moscow on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation. ‘I think it’s snowing’ says the man. ‘No, it’s raining’ says the woman. ‘How about we ask this communist officer here? Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?’ exclaims the man. ‘Definitely raining!’ replies Officer Rudolph before walking off. The wife turns to her man with a smile. ‘See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.’ “ You left out half the story. You left out the part where Comrade Officer Rudolph arrests the man for having a opinion contrary to the one authorized by the party. You omitted the part where the man is taken to the Lubyanka and tortured until he confesses and implicates a lot of other people, most of whom he's never met or even heard of but the Party wants rid of. And you definitely missed the part where they drag him out back and blow his brains out or ship him to Yakutsk or somewhere to worked to death. Hwy, if you want to tell communist jokes, tell the whole joke! "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
the_dog_days Posted December 16, 2017 Posted December 16, 2017 Looks like Josh will be getting a lump of Manchurian Coal for X-mas next year. It took me waaaayyyy too long to figure out who you were talking about. At first I thought it was about me (my first name is Josh), then I thought you were talking about Josh Sawyer.
the_dog_days Posted December 16, 2017 Posted December 16, 2017 Predictive Text Keyboard by Botnik fed all of the Harry Potter novels, comes up with a chapter for "Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash" - http://www.botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html That final line by Hermione is the best passive aggressive threat I think I've ever seen. 1
Gfted1 Posted December 16, 2017 Posted December 16, 2017 And right after he ate her family! Oh AI, you've got a ways to go. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Volourn Posted December 16, 2017 Posted December 16, 2017 I like the descriptor 'reasonable'. Doesn't sound reasonable to me. DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.
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