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"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
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Creative ice cream cake from the deepest corner of hell.

 

One mans hell is another mans heaven. *_*

Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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I didn't believe this. I know Bill is bad, but that was too much, so I looked up the video. WOW. I liked his comeback though "Well you look like a cocaine user, so I guess we're even"

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I gotta say, that was particularly gruesome to watch.

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Weird, it skirted around where I am but missed that big lump of land where I live: 1. NZ 2. Singapore 3. South Africa. Correctly guessed it was my native language, with the followup guesses being Italian and Romanian.

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What's your dialect. a little timewaster quiz. I got Standard American and they guessed I was from Norway. Close enough heh

Here are my results:

 

 

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

 
1. American (Standard)
2. Canadian
3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
 
Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
 
1. English
2. Norwegian
3. Swedish

The first part they got correct, American (standard), the second part they're sort of off base since Polish is my native language, however I have spent the better part of my life in 'Murica and speak way better English than Polish, so it's not that far off. 

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Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

1. American (Standard)

2. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics

3. Canadian

 

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

1. English

2. Dutch

3. Norwegian

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Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

 

1. Singaporean

2. New Zealand

3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics

 

 

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

1. Romanian

2. German

3. Vietnamese 

 

Next time I'm in a country where English is the main spoken language and somebody asks me what accent I have I'll tell them I'm a Romanian speaking Austrian with a Singaporean accent. 

 

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That was interesting.  I was born in Georgia, raised in Florida and live in the NE United States.   Family is from UK so that must be the influence.

 

 

Our top 3 guesses for your English dialect:

 

1.  Welsh (UK)

2.  US Black Vernacular/Ebonics

3.  Australian

 

Our top 3 guesses for your native (first) language:

 

1.  English

2.  Dutch

3.  Hungarian

 

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Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

1. American (Standard)

2. Singaporean

3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics

 

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

1. English

2. Norwegian

3. Swedish

 

Everyone's Singaporean, Norwegian and Swedish it seems.

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Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
1. English (England)
2. New Zealand
3. Welsh (UK)

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
1. Finnish
2. Turkish

3. German

Edited by Drudanae

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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Certainly an odd little test.

 

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

1. Canadian

2. American (Standard)

3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics

 

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

1. English

2. Norwegian

3. Swedish

 

I'm Australian and I'm often told by Australians and foreigners that I have an "English accent".

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Dialect
1. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
2. Singaporean
3. American (Standard)
 
 
First Language
1. Dutch
2. English
3. Vietnamese

 

 

Figures, I learnt English from watching TV. I think I already told the algorithm where I live and what my first language was, so why is it telling me different. 

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