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I suppose a publicity stunt/prank is better than actual deforestation.

 

It would have grown back, though it would have itched like crazy.

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"because they filled mommy with enough mythic power to become a demi-god" - KP

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Except.. there's a sport called MMA which has pretty much proven that karate is **** when it comes to fighting. So yeah.. dance routine.

 

Except that mma is not a sport but an organization, the new fledgling mma classes are just a mix of other marital arts.

 

 

MMA is the sport. UFC is the (most well known) organization. I think you got them mixed up.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mixed_martial_arts

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A feat accomplished by an acquaintance of mine on the Task Force 1776 Domination server for ArmA 2:

 

http://youtu.be/MO-wHkLLN0Q?t=2m26s

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“Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
 
-Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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"The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

-Rod Serling

 

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Aside from the "Combat Jack," my favourite bit was them spontaneously yelling at the top of their lungs.

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“Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
 
-Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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"The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

-Rod Serling

 

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Here is something Oby will love:

 

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And more more funny animals:

 

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Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake!

 

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Is the internet still obsessed with Crimea's highly attractive Prosecutor General Natalia Poklonskaya?

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Conan O'Brien feels the same way about elves that I do.   :yes:

 

 

That would be insanely awesome if they actually used Conan's cover.  :lol:

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