Not surprising since you are a fat half orc.

Not surprising since you are a fat half orc.

She's not fat, she's just big boned. 

Even evil dumb fat male Orc can romance Aribeth.

Easiest game ever! Just press a button to win! And then.. oops, everything disappears into a singularity and there's nothing.

Edited August 11, 201411 yr by nipsen

So now you have to make every mistake you've done up until this point in reverse. Until, obviously, the real battle starts again. But till then... till then..

 

Really like this game.

Friggin Xcom

 

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=299356015

 

I blame Derladin.

 

 

BEST GAEM EVAR

 

BEST GAEM EVAR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqs9m_b7AkU

Huh, I didn't know you could rape people with the **** gun. I guess I should have expected that because, you know, **** gun, but still...

 

Can you play a male protagonist and "use" that weapon on women enemies?

So many outlandish weapons but they're fun for like two minutes when everything dies just as quickly with dual weilded pistols.

Huh, I didn't know you could rape people with the **** gun. I guess I should have expected that because, you know, **** gun, but still...

 

Can you play a male protagonist and "use" that weapon on women enemies?

I'm pretty sure you can use it on anybody.

But not in Australia!

 

done with Wasteland 2. in conclusion: my favorite NPC is the Night Terror

 

also, the game is broken, because you can call for promotion in the middle of a fight, insta-healing the whole party. I used this technique to cheese the tougher fights on more than one occasion 

Yeah, the Night Terror is great. Wish it would comment on more things and would be more invoved in anything and everything.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The character promptly died in her first encounter with monsters

That Melkathi character looks almost exactly how I pictured a Melkathi in my mind. 

Also, me getting to play is proof of everything that is wrong with gaming:

AssCreed etc 1.5 hours queues if people were lucky. Not that I'd try some of those games if there was no queue. I walked past Pillars of Eternity and there were only 4 people waiting to play. Got in line, had a nice chat with the guy in front of me and before you know it we were both sitting at a PC. And we got cool Pillar of Eternity flasks. But people were queuing for shooters and swarming Riot instead of grabbing cool flasks and relaxing with some BG...erm I mean Pillars

Also, me getting to play is proof of everything that is wrong with gaming:

AssCreed etc 1.5 hours queues if people were lucky. Not that I'd try some of those games if there was no queue. I walked past Pillars of Eternity and there were only 4 people waiting to play. Got in line, had a nice chat with the guy in front of me and before you know it we were both sitting at a PC. And we got cool Pillar of Eternity flasks. But people were queuing for shooters and swarming Riot instead of grabbing cool flasks and relaxing with some BG...erm I mean Pillars

I think it's obvious why.  Pillars of Eternity lets you play as a female character, if you choose, while AssCreed does not.  The gamers have spoken, we don't want female characters! 

 

On a serious note, AssCreed is a well known series with a built-in fanbase of millions of gamers.  Pillars of Eternity is a new, completely unproven, mostly unknown IP.

Edited August 16, 201411 yr by Keyrock

And you probably have to somewhat think while playing PoE. And reading. Urg, who wants to do that?

...can't really discount either that a lot of the coverage for titles like this won't be surrounded by massive promotion efforts. So people on youtube who rely on traffic, people who write and base income off clicks.. which is all of them now.. won't really pay it much attention. Doing something with Obsidian here is probably seen as charity. And Kickstarter is evil according to Eurogamer, and the games Obsidian makes are difficult and have no inherent appeal, and so on.

 

Just saying that you can't discount that a lot of people involved in the industry on this level are incredibly vapid people. And that this is likely not going to change.

No one wants to play a game with furries.

I failed...

 

You should have never let it fly in the first place. :D

I think it's obvious why.  Pillars of Eternity lets you play as a female character, if you choose, while AssCreed does not.  The gamers have spoken, we don't want female characters! 

 

 

On a serious note, AssCreed is a well known series with a built-in fanbase of millions of gamers.  Pillars of Eternity is a new, completely unproven, mostly unknown IP.

 

 

Of course the age groups also matter. PoE had people of all ages playing, including a lot of 30+ I guess. For the big titles I saw large bands of teenagers who don't have IE nostalgia.

You should have never let it fly in the first place. :D

Well, Lost Soul of the Abyss killed him with one shot.