Orogun01 Posted September 19, 2020 Posted September 19, 2020 11 minutes ago, InsaneCommander said: AFIK, I never tasted dog....flowers taste horrible.....but then again so does a lot of the healthy vegan options. So yeah! Vegans why not also eat poison Ivy and die! 1 2 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
Raithe Posted September 19, 2020 Posted September 19, 2020 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
teknoman2 Posted September 19, 2020 Posted September 19, 2020 a guy in a ferrari was at the red light and a guy in a vw came next to him and was pressing hard on the gas making noise. the guy in the ferrari thought it was a race challenge and as the light went green he went off like a rocket. at the next red light, he saw the vw coming from behind with the engine screaming at full rpm. as the vw stopped next to him, the driver started making gestures and saying something that he couldn't hear through the closed window and he thought he was repeating his challenge. he went off again until the next red light and a soon after he saw the vw coming up to him again screaming and the driver started making gestures trying to say something he decided to open the window and asked the vw driver "why are you trying to race me? can't you see that i'm in a ferrari and you are in a vw? you can't win!" and the other guy said "no man, i'm not trying to race you i'm just trying to ask how to change to second gear" The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.
Keyrock Posted September 19, 2020 Posted September 19, 2020 13 hours ago, InsaneCommander said: Apropos the top half, it's a legitimate question. Eat them both. RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Keyrock Posted September 19, 2020 Posted September 19, 2020 1 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
teknoman2 Posted September 20, 2020 Posted September 20, 2020 3 1 1 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.
Gorth Posted September 20, 2020 Posted September 20, 2020 On 9/19/2020 at 12:57 PM, Orogun01 said: AFIK, I never tasted dog....flowers taste horrible.....but then again so does a lot of the healthy vegan options. So yeah! Vegans why not also eat poison Ivy and die! Tulips actually tastes very much like green peas. A friend and I once got kicked out of a place for nibbling a bit on the table decoration 1 “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
majestic Posted September 20, 2020 Posted September 20, 2020 19 hours ago, Keyrock said: That reminds me of a NSFW comic strip: https://www.sexylosers.com/comic/283/ (that one's mostly harmless, still probably not a good idea to show it directly) 2 1 No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.
rjshae Posted September 20, 2020 Posted September 20, 2020 Or you're with the decontamination squad... "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Keyrock Posted September 20, 2020 Posted September 20, 2020 Oldie but goodie 2 1 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Chilloutman Posted September 21, 2020 Posted September 21, 2020 9 hours ago, Keyrock said: Oldie but goodie classic 3 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"
InsaneCommander Posted September 21, 2020 Posted September 21, 2020 (edited) Edited September 21, 2020 by InsaneCommander
Sarex Posted September 21, 2020 Posted September 21, 2020 "because they filled mommy with enough mythic power to become a demi-god" - KP
Raithe Posted September 21, 2020 Posted September 21, 2020 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted September 22, 2020 Posted September 22, 2020 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Chilloutman Posted September 22, 2020 Posted September 22, 2020 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"
LadyCrimson Posted September 22, 2020 Posted September 22, 2020 4 “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
Hurlshort Posted September 23, 2020 Posted September 23, 2020 What I really got from that clip was the capital gains taxes are going to be raised on the wealthy. Which is great, since middle class wealth is shrinking and the wealthy are living it up. 1
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