Raithe Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 "In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China." 5 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilloutman Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 "In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China." 1 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 4 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 6 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 http://imgur.com/a/Bn8Yk 7 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 A Freudian slurp? 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/08/25/san-francisco-dog-owners-plan-to-leave-a-gift-for-right-wing-protesters-poop/?utm_term=.a66977f10ee8 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dog_days Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Better late than nev--oh, wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadySands Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 6 Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadly_Nightshade Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 5 "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 5 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadySands Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Better late than nev--oh, wait. Is it weird that I read it as lady for anal? Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algroth Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 http://imgur.com/a/9gttq 2 My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg Currently playing: Roadwarden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 Better late than nev--oh, wait. Is it weird that I read it as lady for anal? OK, I ****ing give up what does E50HW stands for? I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartimaeus Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 (edited) http://imgur.com/a/9gttq Kat Swenski's comic-gifs are always nice. Edited August 27, 2017 by Bartimaeus 1 Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volourn Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 (edited) L0L @ the SF poop story. They hate people coming in so their big idea to protest is to stink up their own town's public park. You are only hurting yourself. LMAO Also, isn't in this Nazi area.. don't people get fined for that? L0L Edited August 27, 2017 by Volourn DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smjjames Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 L0L @ the SF poop story. They hate people coming in so their big idea to protest is to stink up their own town's public park. You are only hurting yourself. LMAO Also, isn't in this Nazi area.. don't people get fined for that? L0L You kind of have to get caught to get fined, but they WERE planning on cleaning it up. Still pretty funny that they said that they changed it because they felt like they were walking into a trap, but the trap hadn't been set yet, I don't think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 OK, I ****ing give up what does E50HW stands for? It doesn't mean anything, that's the normal (random) plate she received to replace the unfortunate (random) plate she received the first time. 1 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben No.3 Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 Whats the difference between an optimist and a pessimist? The optimist learns english, the pessimist chinese. 1 Everybody knows the deal is rotten Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton For your ribbons and bows And everybody knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 what's the difference in pronunciation between chinese and japanese the chinese are like the "ah, ah, ah" before the sneeze and the japanese are the sneeze itself. The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 5 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted August 28, 2017 Author Share Posted August 28, 2017 OK, I ****ing give up what does E50HW stands for?It doesn't mean anything, that's the normal (random) plate she received to replace the unfortunate (random) plate she received the first time. I dunno, it looks like someone mirrored a word for prostitute to me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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