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Shady wins!

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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TheBeaverton - Palestinians recognise Texas as part of Mexico

 

 


In response to US President Donald Trump’s recognition of Jerusalem as the Israeli capital, the Palestinian National Authority has announced that it will recognize Texas as a state of Mexico since it was violently annexed by the United States in the 1840s.

 

“The territory north and east of the Rio Grande is very important to the Mexican people,” explained a PNA spokesperson. “Before American settlers showed up and implemented slavery, Mexico oversaw this land. Then, President Polk sent his armies to invade the rest of these Mexican territories, and force the country to give up California, New Mexico, most of Arizona, Nevada, and Utah, and parts of Wyoming and Colorado. We may soon recognize these states as part of Mexico too.”

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Honestly, without clicking the link, I would have seen that as something that the Palestinians would do but I saw the Beaverton was the source. :p

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DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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^ Well, we won't need chimneys any more, so Santa won't be breaking and entering through the roof. Amazon will need to let him in.

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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A blonde contestant on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' had reached the final plateau.

 

'Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is it:

 

the condor

the buzzard

the cuckoo

the vulture

 

The blonde responded unhesitatingly: 'That's easy. The answer is C: the cuckoo, everybody knows cuckoos live in clocks! :)

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Thanks for shopping Pawn-O-Matic!

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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