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What's so funny right now?

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    TRUMP: I like white people.

    WHITE HOUSE: Of course this includes people of all colors.

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    TRUMP: I like white people.

    WHITE HOUSE: Of course this includes people of all colors.

    sounds like BLM reverted...

    I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Against stupidity we have no defense. Neither protests nor force can touch it. Reasoning is of no use. Facts that contradict personal prejudices can simply be disbelieved - indeed, the fool can counter by criticizing them, and if they are undeniable, they can just be pushed aside as trivial exceptions. So the fool, as distinct from the scoundrel, is completely self-satisfied. In fact, they can easily become dangerous, as it does not take much to make them aggressive. For that reason, greater caution is called for than with a malicious one. Never again will we try to persuade the stupid person with reasons, for it is senseless and dangerous.

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    TRUMP: I like white people.

    WHITE HOUSE: Of course this includes people of all colors.

    sounds like BLM reverted...

    How so?

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

     

     

    TRUMP: I like white people.

    WHITE HOUSE: Of course this includes people of all colors.

    sounds like BLM reverted...

     

    How so?

     

    AFAIk they rage on people who say back that all lifes matters.. anywhay, get this into politics thread if you want to continue this discussion, I am not the one spoiling this thread with politics...

    I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    Nothing's wrong with that picture. We all know Stanley Kubrick directed the moon landing... ;)

    No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.

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    "Next week on Game of Thrones...."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "It felt like @realDonaldTrump read the TelePrompTer message condemning hate groups like a hostage forced to read a statement by his captors."

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    Warning, Chuck Norris joke ahead:

     

     

    Chuck Norris has a role in every Star Wars movie, he plays the Force.

     

     

    Your fault for clicking on the spoiler. ;)

    No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.

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    Too many response options. Bethesda would never do that.

    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    https://youtu.be/NtYSuKIljKE

    Edited by Guard Dog

    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    Parenting tip of the week? o:)

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    Meanwhile, in Massachusetts...

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    ^ I'm pretty sure Davy Crockett wasn't that stupid.

    Meanwhile, in Massachusetts...

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    Yeah they say that, but I'm sure that it worked out ok. I mean, they saw enough of the guy to know he was drunk.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    Probably old.

    Edited by Malcador

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    Meanwhile, in Massachusetts...

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    The full statement they made is even more hilarious than you might think from just reading that section...

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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