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I like this for two reasons:

 

1) Christopher Walken is my favorite actor ever, on account of him being awesome.

2) I'm a proponent of the Oxford Comma.

 

Show of hands, who here is Pro-Oxford Comma and who is Anti-Oxford Comma?

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I wonder if there is beer on the sun

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"Turned wrong way round, the relentless unforeseen was what we schoolchildren studied as 'History,' harmless history, where everything unexpected in its own time is chronicled on the page as inevitable. The terror of the unforeseen is what the science of history hides, turning a disaster into an epic.”

 

-Philip Roth, The Plot Against America

 

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WHERE IS THE OBSIDI-FRIEND?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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WHERE IS THE OBSIDI-FRIEND?

Obsidian Entertainment

 

Lovable Loser - Got dumped by the cool girl while you were both in high school.  Tends to stumble over his own feet.  Has taken the fall for other's mistakes in the past.  Doesn't have a lot of money and winds up taking odd jobs to make ends meet.  But he's fun to hang around with because he tells the best stories.

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WHERE IS THE OBSIDI-FRIEND?

Obsidian Entertainment

 

Lovable Loser - Got dumped by the cool girl while you were both in high school.  Tends to stumble over his own feet.  Has taken the fall for other's mistakes in the past.  Doesn't have a lot of money and winds up taking odd jobs to make ends meet.  But he's fun to hang around with because he tells the best stories.

 

 

LOL Bang on!

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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As far as "Man" films go that cause tears to well up, I found the ending of Heat far more moving and nuanced:

 

http://youtu.be/wmpxIc1KB9I?t=57s

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"Turned wrong way round, the relentless unforeseen was what we schoolchildren studied as 'History,' harmless history, where everything unexpected in its own time is chronicled on the page as inevitable. The terror of the unforeseen is what the science of history hides, turning a disaster into an epic.”

 

-Philip Roth, The Plot Against America

 

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As far as "Man" films go that cause tears to well up, I found the ending of Heat far more moving and nuanced:

 

http://youtu.be/wmpxIc1KB9I?t=57s

 

 

The end of Heat with ''God moving over the face of the waters'' is one of my favorite movie ends ever. But the entire film is one hell of a masterpiece. 

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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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HA! Good Fun!

"If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

"Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)

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