Ze gasp!

Screenshots don't do this game justice.  

 

 

 

 

Rubella keeps screwing up the rhymes, which frustrates Ignicius to no end. 

Edited May 1, 201411 yr by Keyrock

Proper Enter key. Props.

 

wooops

Huh, usually a memory bug looks more like this:

 

Huh, usually a memory bug looks more like this:

 

Every time you press Ctrl+Alt+Del Steve Ballmer Satya Nadella kills a kitten.  Please, think of the kittens.

 

I've been playing through a game that's been on my backlog, namely Consortium, which I supported over at Kickstarter like last summer. It recently got Master-updated, so I finally got to play it for real, as it were. In fact, it was very entertaining, like a bizarre Star Trek episode. The writing and the VO were often excellent, and the action was decent (I took a very violent route through the content, if I may reveal as much):

 

It was well worth KS (despite ending with a big cliff hanger). It's one of the best games I've played that I've kickstarted so far.

It... looks worse than Jedi Academy.

 

 

 

 

Sunbros for life...

 

Those braziers make no sense. They're going to be put out now that it's raining and it's not like anyone is going to miss that big-ass tower and bridge. And, there are no safety railings despite the slick stone path being precariously close to the edge of that cliff. I hope the architect is an enemy because he clearly deserves a thrashing. 

Holy crap this game is fun. And now I can pretend I have that Radeon 9800 Pro I never bought. 

 

 

Half-Life 2

 

Holy crap this game is fun. And now I can pretend I have that Radeon 9800 Pro I never bought. 

 

 

Half-Life 2

Have you gotten the gravity gun yet?  The gravity gun is the epitome of good times.

Heh, no, looking forward to it, though. Only three hours into a first-ever playthrough. Just barely got an SMG or whatever it is. I swear the pistol has the same sound effect as in Die Hard, when he's under the desk ... pow, pow, pow! ... thanks for the advice! 

The boat ride is far too long.

 

 

^ Wow, lighting has come a long way.

 

 

 

But they still struggle to do facial animation like the Source engine games for some reason.

 

 

 

Cashed in House's chips.

 

Resisted the urge to let Kimball die.

 

And booted the Legion out of the Mojave.

Cashed in House's chips.

 

There was not a single playthough where I resisted the urge to kill the smug prick. Good on ya!

 

Don't worry about Kimball; play your cards right and his death doesn't even matter. In fact, every time I do an NCR playthrough I stand idly by and let the assassination happen.