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  1. 1. What Will Happen on December 21st?

    • Extinction Size Asteroid Impact
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    • Supervolcano Eruption
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    • Magnitude 10 Earthquake
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    • Nuclear War
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    • Robot Apocalypse (Terminator Style)
      3
    • Robot Apocalypse (Matrix Style)
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    • Zombie Apocalypse
      4
    • Obsidian files for bankruptcy, riots ensue leading to a total collapse of civilization
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    • Nothing will happen, silly goose
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    • Other
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AGX-17

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Honestly, I would sacrifice all that I hold dear to be the leader of the alien conquest of Earth since I've seen all the movies and I know what works. ORIBITAL ****ING BOMBARDMENT. And also not running MacOS on your mothership. Of course, there's no need for a mothership in my civilization. Like I'd be fooled by Jeff Goldblum's pretty face or something. Okay, maybe I would be somewhat seduced.

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A technologically advanced alien race comprised of very large cats with laser beams on their heads will visit Earth and be horrified that their "kin" are enslaved as pets. Only those with cats who will vouch for and plead for their humans will be spared. If you hurry, you can adopt a cat, give it lots of hugs and treats, and perhaps survive the coming Furpocolypse.

 

Yeah right, as if a cat would do anything for its human :p

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http://www.exitmundi.nl/

 

that site is awesome.

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The world will end when Paul McCartney takes over from Cobain as Nirvana's singer. Tonight.

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Mexico climbed it's way up to the 5th place on the Tourist Attraction Rankings. Just awhile ago they were on the 10th place...I always knew that behind the curtain, mexicans were controlling the world. OMG! Teh ConsPiracy!

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Tsuga C

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Nothing, save for some snowfall and me hoisting a glass of mead to celebrate Yule.

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Guard Dog

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I forgot about this. I guess the Mayans really screwed the pooch on this one.

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Thomas Sowell

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Raithe

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So the question becomes, were the mayans really crap at predicting the future? Or were they just incredibly good at pranking people?

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Keyrock

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All I got in my neck of the woods was a bunch of rain then a dusting of snow which immediately melted. Pretty anti-climactic. So when's the next doomsday?

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Keyrock

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I'm currently typing this from a higher plane of existence, so I'm sorry it didn't work out for you guys.

Damn, I knew I shouldn't have passed up that Kool-Aid.

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LadyCrimson

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I can see it now:

 

"I survived the Mayan non-Apocalypse and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

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JFSOCC

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So the question becomes, were the mayans really crap at predicting the future? Or were they just incredibly good at pranking people?

well, what I heard (...) was that the mayans weren't really fearing for the end of the world as they though it would be the dawn of a new age, one which would be better. (you know, woodstock hippies and free love and all that crap)

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AGX-17

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So the question becomes, were the mayans really crap at predicting the future? Or were they just incredibly good at pranking people?

 

No, Americans (as well as many other people around the world, don't feel all superior, Europeans, I heard about how a bunch of looneys in France thought UFOs would save them if they went to some hill in some tiny village on the 21st,) are stupid and gullible and easily fall for History Channel tinfoil hat BS. The Mayans never predicted the end of the world. This is literally the end of a calendar cycle in the Mayan calendar. A new one starts when the old one ends. And once again, the Mayan civilization died out 1000 years ago.

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