TrashMan Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 * YOU ARE A WRONGULARITY FROM WHICH NO RIGHT CAN ESCAPE! *Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 http://youtu.be/T7kkVYSbXVc "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 A bit of verbal spanking sparring between two news anchors... http://youtu.be/fuhuHFQOa4k “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 1 This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4yIxUOWrtw What if Doom was spunkgargleweewee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 TrueNeutral, let's keep this thread clean and not bring weird sex acts in to it. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 I have a new favourite politician: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebtj3gDaE64 1 "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoonDing Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Bad choice. The ending of the words is ALMSIVI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Haha, love this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRPsFwQSpEc Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 "Is that the key to your heart?" "Don't button that up." Haha, that was great. 1 “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrashMan Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 * YOU ARE A WRONGULARITY FROM WHICH NO RIGHT CAN ESCAPE! *Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Architect Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 Tips no one should live without. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obyknven Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 http://youtu.be/rE_iUW0Jv3k 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 I don't know if someone posted this already in past threads, but I just saw it yesterday. I lol'd. 2 “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Now this appeared in the newspaper a little bit ago, taken from the last decade of assorted quiz shows on tv and radio - a collection of various questions and their answers... Or at least, the answers contestants gave. It makes you wonder about education in general.... -------------- Quiz Show Presenter : In which European country is Mount Etna? Contestant: Japan Quiz Show Presenter : I did say which Euopean country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again. Contestant: Er.. Mexico? Quiz Show Presenter : What religion was Guy Fawkes? Contestant: Jewish Quiz Show Presenter : Well, thats close enough. Quiz Show Presenter : Who wrote Lord of the Rings? Contestant: Enid Blyton Quiz Show Presenter : In which European city was the first opera house opened in 1637? Contestant : Sydney Quiz Show Presenter : How many kings of England have been called Henry? Contestant : Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth... so um.. er...er.. three? Quiz Show Presenter : Where did the D-Day landings take place? Contestant : Pearl Harbor? Quiz Show Presenter : What is another name for "Cherrypickers" and "Cheesemongers"? Contestant : Homosexuals Quiz Show Presenter : No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you. Quiz Show Presenter : Name the funny men who once entertained kings and queens at court. Contestant : Lepers Quiz Show Presenter : Where do you think Cambridge University is? Contestant : Geography really isn't my strong point. Quiz Show Presenter : There's a clue in the title... Contestant : Oh.. Liecester Quiz Show Presenter : Name the long-running tv comedy show about pensioners : "Last of the ...."? Contestant : Mohicans! Quiz Show Presenter : Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film festival each year? Contestant : I don't know. I need a clue. Quiz Show Presenter : Ok, What do beans come in? Contestant : Cartons? Quiz Show Presenter : What was Gandhi's first name? Contestant : Goosey, goosey? DJ Quiz Show Presenter : For £10 what is the nationality of the Pope? Caller: I think I know that one.. is it .. um.. Jewish? Quiz Show Presenter : Who was Mary Arden's famous son? Contestant : Can I have a clue? Quiz Show Presenter : Yes.. He was famous around the Globe. Contestant : Bill Gates. Quiz Show Presenter : Name a book written by Jane Austen Contestant : Charlotte Bronte Radio Presenter : In which country would you spend Shekels? Contestant : Holland Radio Presenter : Try the next letter in the alphabet Contestant: Iceland? Ireland? Radio Presenter (helpfully) : It's a bad line, did you say Israel? Contestant: No. Quiz Show Presenter : What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963? Contestant : I don't know, I wasn't watching it then. Quiz Show Presenter : In traffic, what "J" is where two roads meet? Contestant : Jool carriageway? Quiz Show Presenter : In what year was President Kennedy assassinated? Contestant : Erm.... Quiz Show Presenter : Well, let's put it this way - he didn't see 1964 Contestant : 1965? Quiz Show Presenter : Johnny Weismuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he play/ Contestant : Jesus Quiz Show Presenter : In which country is Mount Everest? Contestant : (long pause) Er, it's not in Scotland, is it? Quiz Show Presenter : There are three states of matter : solid, liquid and what? Contestant : Jelly. Quiz Show Presenter : How long did the Six-Day war between Egypt and Israel last? Contestant : (long pause) Fourteen Days. Quiz Show Presenter : Skegness is a seaside resort on the coast of which sea: a> Irish Sea b> English Channel, c>North Sea Contestant: Oh, I know that, you can start writing out the cheque now. It's on the east coast, so it must be the Irish Sea. Quiz Show Presenter : What is the name of the French-speaking Canadian State? Contestant : um.. America? Portugal? Canada? Mexico? Italy? Spain?? Quiz Show Presenter : I'm looking for an island in the Atlantic whose name included the letter "e". Contestant : Ghana Quiz Show Presenter : No, listen. It's an island in the Atlantic Ocean. Contestant: Oh. New Zealand. Quiz Show Presenter : What is the world's largest continent? Contestant : The Pacific Quiz Show Presenter : Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting be Leonardo Da Vinci. Contestant : Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Quiz Show Presenter : Which "S" is a kind of whale that can grow up to 80 tonnes? Contestant : Ummm... Quiz Show Presenter : It begins with "S" and ryhmes with "perm" Contestant : Shark! 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amentep Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Not sure if this is funny or awesome: University of Chicago gets an interesting mystery package - http://uchicagoadmissions.tumblr.com/post/37809971913/indiana-jones-mystery-package-we-dont-really I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Ackbarition (noun): The unshakeable feeling that somehow, some way, what you are just about to walk into is a trap. 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Even better. 1 “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkreku Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 (edited) Welcome to Life:Choose a difficulty I'm a penguin. Edited December 16, 2012 by LadyCrimson Funny graphic, but not exempt from the naughty word rules. Linked instead. 1 Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoonDing Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 I doubt Australia is more dangerous than Africa. The ending of the words is ALMSIVI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slinky Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 I doubt Australia is more dangerous than Africa. I wouldn't be so sure, Australia is full of maniacs who eat vegemite... who knows what else they are capable of! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Architect Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Vegemite is ****. I'm still a maniac, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoonDing Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 1 The ending of the words is ALMSIVI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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