Pidesco Posted April 28, 2007 Posted April 28, 2007 Well let's just agree you're made out of stern - if revolting - stuff. Rusty iron, beaver toenails, elm bark etc. Not the women. Swedish women are made of feathers, prettiness, and perfection. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
metadigital Posted April 28, 2007 Posted April 28, 2007 I'm an idiot. Went on my first date in a long time last night, we both had an awesome time, but in the end I just couldn't bring myself to kiss her. Hint: if she pauses at the end of the date and plays with her keys she's waiting for you to kiss her. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
LadyCrimson Posted April 29, 2007 Posted April 29, 2007 Today I learned that if you're wearing a white shirt and are eating chocolate crackers, you shouldn't absent-mindedly wipe the 'dust' off your fingers by brushing them against said shirt. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
Purgatorio Posted April 30, 2007 Posted April 30, 2007 *looks at front of shirt* I'm such a slob. :sad: S.A.S.I.S.P.G.M.D.G.S.M.B.
Guest The Architect Posted May 1, 2007 Posted May 1, 2007 (edited) *looks at front of shirt* I'm such a slob. :sad: At least you're honest, slob. After three weeks of doing no Business Management course work Edited May 1, 2007 by The Architect
kirottu Posted May 1, 2007 Posted May 1, 2007 I was out drinking with some friends and did the horrible mistake of going to Helsinki to find them. Helsinki is pure hell during vappu. It was so freaking full of people I couldn This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
theslug Posted May 1, 2007 Posted May 1, 2007 I was out drinking with some friends and did the horrible mistake of going to Helsinki to find them. Helsinki is pure hell during vappu. It was so freaking full of people I couldn There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.
Oerwinde Posted May 1, 2007 Posted May 1, 2007 My girlfriend gave herself a buzz cut and I made the mistake of being honest and telling her that I was right when I told her repeatedly not to shave her head because it would look awful. So she bic'ed it and shaved her eyebrows just to spite me and seems to honestly think it looks awesome. And I'm just too stupid to realize that I should just stop telling the truth and just go along with her delusions. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
Pop Posted May 1, 2007 Posted May 1, 2007 The Van Buren tech demo made me a little sad, on the inside. Join me, and we shall make Production Beards a reality!
Walsingham Posted May 1, 2007 Posted May 1, 2007 My girlfriend gave herself a buzz cut and I made the mistake of being honest and telling her that I was right when I told her repeatedly not to shave her head because it would look awful. So she bic'ed it and shaved her eyebrows just to spite me and seems to honestly think it looks awesome. And I'm just too stupid to realize that I should just stop telling the truth and just go along with her delusions. I had the exact same thing happen. It didn't look awful, but she did look very much worse than she started out. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Gfted1 Posted May 1, 2007 Posted May 1, 2007 My girlfriend gave herself a buzz cut and I made the mistake of being honest and telling her that I was right when I told her repeatedly not to shave her head because it would look awful. So she bic'ed it and shaved her eyebrows just to spite me and seems to honestly think it looks awesome. And I'm just too stupid to realize that I should just stop telling the truth and just go along with her delusions. Did she do that because of the treatment for her illness? Ive seen people do that before for that reason. Not the eyebrows mind you but eh, she was showing you a thing or two. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Oerwinde Posted May 1, 2007 Posted May 1, 2007 My girlfriend gave herself a buzz cut and I made the mistake of being honest and telling her that I was right when I told her repeatedly not to shave her head because it would look awful. So she bic'ed it and shaved her eyebrows just to spite me and seems to honestly think it looks awesome. And I'm just too stupid to realize that I should just stop telling the truth and just go along with her delusions. Did she do that because of the treatment for her illness? Ive seen people do that before for that reason. Not the eyebrows mind you but eh, she was showing you a thing or two. She had wanted to shave her head for a while, and finally decided to do it. Its really putting a lot of strain on a relationship that was already strained. Every time we talk she brings up her hair, which eventually leads to me mentioning how much I hate it, which pisses her off and I get in trouble. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
Sand Posted May 1, 2007 Posted May 1, 2007 Good way to have you guys stop pissing each other off. Both of you get a tazer. If she pisses you off, tazer her. If you piss her off she gets to tazer you. I am sure your relationship will become loving, or you both will develop electrical resistance. Either way its a win! Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"
Tale Posted May 1, 2007 Posted May 1, 2007 My girlfriend gave herself a buzz cut and I made the mistake of being honest and telling her that I was right when I told her repeatedly not to shave her head because it would look awful. So she bic'ed it and shaved her eyebrows just to spite me and seems to honestly think it looks awesome. And I'm just too stupid to realize that I should just stop telling the truth and just go along with her delusions. Did she do that because of the treatment for her illness? Ive seen people do that before for that reason. Not the eyebrows mind you but eh, she was showing you a thing or two. She had wanted to shave her head for a while, and finally decided to do it. Its really putting a lot of strain on a relationship that was already strained. Every time we talk she brings up her hair, which eventually leads to me mentioning how much I hate it, which pisses her off and I get in trouble. L2carelessabouthair "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
Walsingham Posted May 1, 2007 Posted May 1, 2007 I agree with the wascawy looking wabbit. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Musopticon? Posted May 1, 2007 Posted May 1, 2007 I was out drinking with some friends and did the horrible mistake of going to Helsinki to find them. Helsinki is pure hell during vappu. It was so freaking full of people I couldn kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Kor Qel Droma Posted May 1, 2007 Posted May 1, 2007 Good way to have you guys stop pissing each other off. Both of you get a tazer. If she pisses you off, tazer her. If you piss her off she gets to tazer you. I am sure your relationship will become loving, or you both will develop electrical resistance. Either way its a win! This could be the reason you haven't had a girlfriend since Reagan was in office, Hades. Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
Pidesco Posted May 1, 2007 Posted May 1, 2007 I think you mean Ford, not Reagan. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
Dark_Raven Posted May 2, 2007 Posted May 2, 2007 Good way to have you guys stop pissing each other off. Both of you get a tazer. If she pisses you off, tazer her. If you piss her off she gets to tazer you. I am sure your relationship will become loving, or you both will develop electrical resistance. Either way its a win! Nice sharp objects FTW. Today was boring. It rained, the sun came out, Sun went away, it rained again. Sun came back out. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.
Oerwinde Posted May 2, 2007 Posted May 2, 2007 My girlfriend gave herself a buzz cut and I made the mistake of being honest and telling her that I was right when I told her repeatedly not to shave her head because it would look awful. So she bic'ed it and shaved her eyebrows just to spite me and seems to honestly think it looks awesome. And I'm just too stupid to realize that I should just stop telling the truth and just go along with her delusions. Did she do that because of the treatment for her illness? Ive seen people do that before for that reason. Not the eyebrows mind you but eh, she was showing you a thing or two. She had wanted to shave her head for a while, and finally decided to do it. Its really putting a lot of strain on a relationship that was already strained. Every time we talk she brings up her hair, which eventually leads to me mentioning how much I hate it, which pisses her off and I get in trouble. L2carelessabouthair I've been over it for weeks, but she keeps bringing it up. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
Pop Posted May 2, 2007 Posted May 2, 2007 Huh, well, maybe you should consider lying. Say it brings out her eyes. Say it adds an optical cup size. Something. Say you've come to appreciate it, but don't sound too eager, she might keep the look. Taken girl tells me to call her anytime I want to eat out, which is all well and fine. Social set's graduating in exactly a week, then moving out of town, so I need to solidify relations with a new set, and the prog-stoner cabal she's a part of will do just fine. Also, Acceptable.tv Join me, and we shall make Production Beards a reality!
Krookie Posted May 2, 2007 Posted May 2, 2007 I worked from 3:30 till 8PM on a Spanish project that isn't due till Thursday. Thank God it was a group project, cause I don't think I would have lasted that long by myself. After I got home my Dad ordered pizza. We ate and watched some of the Ranger game. Not a bad day. Tomorrow will be even more fun, because the carnival is coming to town! You know, the one that used duct tape to fix one of the rides last year? And I'm not even being sarcastic. At all.
theslug Posted May 2, 2007 Posted May 2, 2007 Man I think you need to put your girl in check. She sounds absolutely insane, in a horrible way. I mean I hope she's worth it because it just sounds like she's kind of a shallow attention seeking young woman, which is a bad thing. There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.
Calax Posted May 2, 2007 Posted May 2, 2007 Good way to have you guys stop pissing each other off. Both of you get a tazer. If she pisses you off, tazer her. If you piss her off she gets to tazer you. I am sure your relationship will become loving, or you both will develop electrical resistance. Either way its a win! This could be the reason you haven't had a girlfriend since Reagan was in office, Hades. I was about to say it'd be a wonderful way to try for superpowers. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
LadyCrimson Posted May 2, 2007 Posted May 2, 2007 Man I think you need to put your girl in check. She sounds absolutely insane, in a horrible way. I mean I hope she's worth it because it just sounds like she's kind of a shallow attention seeking young woman, which is a bad thing. I'm not sure how someone wanting to cut their hair makes them shallow, anymore than finding the result of such enough of a problem to be a cause for prolonged argument - from either side. He indicated there are other problems from before as well, and it sounds like this is a symptom of deeper issues, not the actual cause, if that makes sense. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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