Meshugger Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 I'll just leave this here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CXRBjc8O0w We're going to need a bigger hot tub ......... AWESOME "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/e0LcT6J.jpg 2 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elerond Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?WITNESS: My name is Susan!_______________________________ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?WITNESS: No, I just lie there.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?WITNESS: July 18th.ATTORNEY: What year?WITNESS: Every year._____________________________________ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?WITNESS: Forty-five years._________________________________ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?WITNESS: I forget..ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?____________________________________ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?WITNESS: Are you ****ting me?_________________________________________ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?WITNESS: Getting laid____________________________________________ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: How many were boys?WITNESS: None.ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?____________________________________________ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?WITNESS: By death..ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?WITNESS: Take a guess.___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beardATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male._____________________________________ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.______________________________________ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight._________________________________________ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?WITNESS: Oral…_________________________________________ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PMATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?______________________________________And last:ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?WITNESS: No..ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woldan Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 3 I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 I'm not sure if this is more funny or sad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEKEfaYHUqM LOL, it's just 20 or so seconds of Kellan Lutz, who has all the acting skill of a cardboard cutout, making a Grrrrr! face. Also, I guess I missed the part of Greek mythology where Hercules is a Roman gladiator. RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 This one took a second... 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadySands Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 or better yet make two sandwiches cut way off center and switch it up so it doesn't fit back together properly Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 This one took a second... I wouldn't serve that to my worst enemy. I don't understand how people eat Wonder "Bread". It's not bread, it's some kind of sponge with a painted on "crust". 3 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted October 13, 2013 Author Share Posted October 13, 2013 I'm not OCD, but if you give me a sandwich where the meat slices/toppings are unevenly distributed (bread coverage + height thickness aspect) I will always open it up and rearrange them. It must....be....even. 1 “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Yeah, that's not compulsive at all. 2 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoonDing Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Softball. The ending of the words is ALMSIVI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katphood Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 3 There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker! RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 For a classic moment.. http://youtu.be/y2R3FvS4xr4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 http://www.john-ole.dk/sag/12182 - and actual house on sale. So for the lovely price of 745.000 kr (about 100.000€) you can be the proud owner of............ a bunker - Awesome! Pretty spacious.. 5 Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Surely you're going to get horrible problems with condensation. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 ^I think the second picture shows a pretty bad mold situation. Aside, it would rock to own something like that. Of course the windows are a weak point... "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amentep Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 If it was mold free, I'd live there. I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cultist Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 ^I think the second picture shows a pretty bad mold situation. Aside, it would rock to own something like that. Of course the windows are a weak point... Wouldn't be THAT hard to solve the problem, if you were builiding from scratch. Which frankly is what I'd be tempted to do. On the other hand, it is only 100k. Not bad for a bachelor pad or office. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Btw the bunker is not filled with 'Gangs' and 'Rum' unfortunately (that would be a little too Fallout'ish), that's just the Danish words for corridor and room. Although mold seems to be a problem, it seems some of the rooms have a lot of water damage. 1 Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFSOCC Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 http://xkcd.com/1222/ 2 Remember: Argue the point, not the person. Remain polite and constructive. Friendly forums have friendly debate. There's no shame in being wrong. If you don't have something to add, don't post for the sake of it. And don't be afraid to post thoughts you are uncertain about, that's what discussion is for.---Pet threads, everyone has them. I love imagining Gods, Monsters, Factions and Weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadySands Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5MQzc6SQk_E 1 Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 What's that for? Hurr... "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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