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http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070621/wl_mi...al_070621113827

 

Iran's former reformist president Mohammad Khatami on Thursday vehemently denied breaking Islamic rules by shaking hands with women on a trip to Italy, amid growing condemnation from conservatives.

 

"Khatami officially denied that he had shook hands with any woman and the film circulating is not based on reality," said a statement from his office reported by the ISNA news agency and Ham Mihan newspaper.

 

WARNING: This is NOT for the faint of heart. Sensible forum-goes need not apply. Click ONLY if you actively agree to see former Iranian president SHAKING HANDS with female women.

http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=BY0bnbcly0A

 

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NSFW!

 

 

(Well, in some countries)

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If the critics truly do have the Koran in mind when criticisng the fellow, and their doctrines do rule out this particular activity, then there's nothing wrong with that and the man deserves the criticism. I rather suspect this is not really the case, though.

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Clearly, Khatami is a depraved man.

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As opposed to a male man.

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Is just part of the ongoing Ahmedinejad theme of keeping the moderates in check.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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What's the punishment for this?

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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I use it enough.

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This is what you get for teaching thirld-world countries about the dangers of cooties.

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lol

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Religious extremists are annoying.

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070621/wl_mi...al_070621113827

 

Iran's former reformist president Mohammad Khatami on Thursday vehemently denied breaking Islamic rules by shaking hands with women on a trip to Italy, amid growing condemnation from conservatives.

 

"Khatami officially denied that he had shook hands with any woman and the film circulating is not based on reality," said a statement from his office reported by the ISNA news agency and Ham Mihan newspaper.

 

WARNING: This is NOT for the faint of heart. Sensible forum-goes need not apply. Click ONLY if you actively agree to see former Iranian president SHAKING HANDS with female women.

http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=BY0bnbcly0A

 

Source: The Codex

Llyranor, stop encouraging Iranian right hand time!

 

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What's the punishment for this?

This is serious stuff, man. It's a

punishable offense.
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