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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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It's a Polish thing.

 

Advice to others: the link contains real-life gore and results of violence. Thought I should mention it as the poster fails to (and also fails to adhere to the forum ToS).

 

It's all fake, that's the point of the video...

 

Ah, I see. Didn't look too closely (or for very long), my bad.

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My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg

Currently playing: Roadwarden

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yep, like the media vs eyewitness side of the story for the refugees in Greece: 

media: look how these tragic people come out of the sea after their boat was sunk

eyewitness: the media had them to go waist deep in the water and walk out so they can take pictures

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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games serious has messed with our noggin.  in the pic we got some kinda friendly mutant chimp in people clothes with a bandolier across its chest, and what first sticks out for Gromnir is the woman (is it a woman?  with asian games is often impossible to tell without seeing more) has a hairstyle which would be prohibitive to deal with and maintain in any kinda combat or actiony situation. 

 

HA! Good Fun!

"If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

"Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)

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“Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
 
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"The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

-Rod Serling

 

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games serious has messed with our noggin.  in the pic we got some kinda friendly mutant chimp in people clothes with a bandolier across its chest, and what first sticks out for Gromnir is the woman (is it a woman?  with asian games is often impossible to tell without seeing more) has a hairstyle which would be prohibitive to deal with and maintain in any kinda combat or actiony situation. 

 

HA! Good Fun!

 

 

It's a western game.

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games serious has messed with our noggin.  in the pic we got some kinda friendly mutant chimp in people clothes with a bandolier across its chest, and what first sticks out for Gromnir is the woman (is it a woman?  with asian games is often impossible to tell without seeing more) has a hairstyle which would be prohibitive to deal with and maintain in any kinda combat or actiony situation. 

 

HA! Good Fun!

 

 

It's a western game.

 

well then am gonna go out on a limb and guess the woman with the afro is a woman.  wouldn't be able to say with any certainty if were an asian game.

 

HA! Good Fun!

 

ps beyond good and evil 2?  didn't play the first. no interest in the second, but we did watch the trailer moments ago.  developers is big fans of the fifth element, yes?  so if korben dallas is a black woman and leeloo is a mutant chimp, who plays ruby rhod?

 

 

going complete off the rails, am hopeful valerian doesn't take itself too serious. 

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"If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

"Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)

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https://youtu.be/zIH-J3uLN3E

 

I thought this was funny. I think 90% of it is in the delivery

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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