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I drank a lot and am now drinking more.

“By striving to do the impossible, man has always achieved what is possible. Those who have cautiously done no more than they believed possible have never taken a single step forward.” ― Mikhail Bakunin

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Okay I have a great day planned...after spending the last 24 hours working and engaging in various radio talk shows I am feeling drained....and trust me when I say the topics were heavy its best just to believe me. Soooooooooo  I'm off to Hooters to have a few drinks to see my friends who work there and then I'm meeting my ladyfriend who is personal trainer  and her boyfriend for lunch and more drinks. 

 

I just really don't feel having any serious discussions the rest of the day  :dancing:

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"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

 

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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Okay I have a great day planned...after spending the last 24 hours working and engaging in various radio talk shows I am feeling drained....and trust me when I say the topics were heavy its best just to believe me. Soooooooooo  I'm off to Hooters to have a few drinks to see my friends who work there and then I'm meeting my ladyfriend who is personal trainer  and her boyfriend for lunch and more drinks. 

 

I just really don't feel having any serious discussions the rest of the day  :dancing:

Tell your ladyfriend to bring a friend for you!

Get off my lawn!

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Today I'm going to change the oil in the mower, cut the grass, work in the garden, watch the Rays-Yankees game and just enjoy being alive!

Get off my lawn!

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Completely failed to sleep, apparently. Between having my two baby nieces and these bloody lightning storms...I have slept maybe four, five hours in the last 48. At least they're darlings and actually worth the pain, though.

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Had fun at the shooting range, took my little .22 precision rifle and shot coins at 100 meters. Could only recover two of them, the others were flung high in the air landed somewhere in the dirt. The duct tape didn't help at all. 

Money can save your life in more than just one way! Though the coins were pushed into the wood behind it, that would cause one hell of a bruise or even a broken rip. 

 

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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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From 100m? Now that is a hell of a shot! Hats off to you Sir!

Thanks, but thats easy.  8)

When I'm not punching paper for groups I put spent 12 gauge shothells on the top of the 100 meter target and shoot them down, 5 cases in 15 seconds is my drill. I try to hit the brass bottom. (I shoot prone with a bipod, with scope at 10x magnification) 

There is so little recoil I can see the bullet fly through the air (looks like silver rainbow) for one split second and then the case gets flung into the bullet backstop.

So much fun.  :w00t:

 

The trick with the 22 is finding ammo your gun likes, if you find a good combo and know you holdover at various distances it becomes accurate as a laser gun, if you can see it you can hit it up to 130 meters.  

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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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Thanks to my wisdom teeth surgery, I now have Marlon Brando's jawline and speech pattern.

Hope you don't develop his waistline.

 

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“By striving to do the impossible, man has always achieved what is possible. Those who have cautiously done no more than they believed possible have never taken a single step forward.” ― Mikhail Bakunin

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Considering all I can eat comfortably is Ice Cream, I just might.

I don't think Hurlwife would be very pleased with that.

 

Was it just an extraction? I got that done a couple months back and my surgeon said I could eat soups and pasta. Granted those aren't as tasty as ice cream but you should be able to get them down if the extraction went ok.

“By striving to do the impossible, man has always achieved what is possible. Those who have cautiously done no more than they believed possible have never taken a single step forward.” ― Mikhail Bakunin

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Considering all I can eat comfortably is Ice Cream, I just might.

That was the best thing about my extractions, nothing but pudding, jello, and ice cream for 2 days.

 

Apparently I'm also some sort of freak that only gets mild irritation from dry socket, while everyone else is completely debilitated by it.

The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

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Something is going on in my garden, first I heard screams I've never heard before around here, not even sure of human or animal, I'm hearing really loud knocks and the bushes outside are rustling like crazy. And now I'm hearing bump noises downstairs. Whatever it is, somethings definitely is not right.

I'm going to load my shotgun with some deer slugs and get my flashlight and go check it out. 

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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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Something is going on in my garden, first I heard screams I've never heard before around here, not even sure of human or animal, I'm hearing really loud knocks and the bushes outside are rustling like crazy. And now I'm hearing bump noises downstairs. Whatever it is, somethings definitely is not right.

I'm going to load my shotgun with some deer slugs and get my flashlight and go check it out. 

 

If we don't hear back we'll assume you were devoured by some sort of unnatural creature of legend.

The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

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Something is going on in my garden, first I heard screams I've never heard before around here, not even sure of human or animal, I'm hearing really loud knocks and the bushes outside are rustling like crazy. And now I'm hearing bump noises downstairs. Whatever it is, somethings definitely is not right.

I'm going to load my shotgun with some deer slugs and get my flashlight and go check it out.

 

 

If we don't hear back we'll assume you were devoured by some sort of unnatural creature of legend.

Woldan will just beat it to death.

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“By striving to do the impossible, man has always achieved what is possible. Those who have cautiously done no more than they believed possible have never taken a single step forward.” ― Mikhail Bakunin

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Something is going on in my garden, first I heard screams I've never heard before around here, not even sure of human or animal, I'm hearing really loud knocks and the bushes outside are rustling like crazy. And now I'm hearing bump noises downstairs. Whatever it is, somethings definitely is not right.

I'm going to load my shotgun with some deer slugs and get my flashlight and go check it out.

 

If we don't hear back we'll assume you were devoured by some sort of unnatural creature of legend.

Woldan will just beat it to death.

 

Then lift its carcass a few times

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The Osterreich raccoon is similar in nature to the Tennessee Chupacabra, however slightly less brazen, much louder, and equally scary. 

 

 

 

Shoulda called it the Chattanooga Chupacabra ... woulda won serious alliteration awards. 

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All Stop. On Screen.

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It's a long way from Austria to Texas, but I think I'm going to stock up on ammunition just in case.

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“By striving to do the impossible, man has always achieved what is possible. Those who have cautiously done no more than they believed possible have never taken a single step forward.” ― Mikhail Bakunin

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He will be missed. I believe Wold's unique vintage originated around '89. Which blows my mind ... I was already newly licensed and watching Die Hard every weekend by then. 

 

Either way, any semblance of sanity disappeared this week for Force Friday. But, I don't care, it's worth it ... limited to 1,977 made, hand-numbered, pure virgin wool, made in USA by humans with a loom. 

 

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All Stop. On Screen.

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An epitaph for Woldan:

 

Strong as a bull

With the courage of 10 men

Went out to check a noise

Was never heard from again

 

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Get off my lawn!

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