The Patriarchy (no girls allowed!)

[Shallow]

Before reading anything in this topic:

Pull down your pants to double check that you are indeed male.

If you find yourself without the key signature male genetalia, kindly close this thread, this isn't a conspiracy to retain our firm grip on every aspect of life, this is merely a perfectly normal golf club.

 

This forum appears to be lacking a place for us men to unite in the opression of the female gender, this topic has therefore been created to discuss everything from how to best brainwash women into thinking they enjoy piv, to mass media control, to which car truly represents the Y chromosome.

 

The first motion I'd like to propose on this board is one to fabricate evidence to discredit Anita Sarkaasian, before she can prove that the female companions in Fallout New Vegas main gameplay function was to serve the PC (who as we all know, was male by default in character creation), all agreed?

[Fighter]

Before reading anything in this topic:

Pull down your pants to double check that you are indeed male.

If you find yourself without the key signature male genetalia, kindly close this thread, this isn't a conspiracy to retain our firm grip on every aspect of life, this is merely a perfectly normal golf club.

 

This is where you would be called transphobic. Gender only exists inside your mind. Did you not get the memo?

[BruceVC]

Before reading anything in this topic:

Pull down your pants to double check that you are indeed male.

If you find yourself without the key signature male genetalia, kindly close this thread, this isn't a conspiracy to retain our firm grip on every aspect of life, this is merely a perfectly normal golf club.

 

This forum appears to be lacking a place for us men to unite in the opression of the female gender, this topic has therefore been created to discuss everything from how to best brainwash women into thinking they enjoy piv, to mass media control, to which car truly represents the Y chromosome.

 

The first motion I'd like to propose on this board is one to fabricate evidence to discredit Anita Sarkaasian, before she can prove that the female companions in Fallout New Vegas main gameplay function was to serve the PC (who as we all know, was male by default in character creation), all agreed?

 

Why do men need a specific place on these forums to congregate? There are basically only men who are active on these forums so I'm missing the purpose of this thread unless its a joke of some kind?

[Blarghagh]

Yeah it's a satire of radfem perceptions, Bruce.

 

I'd approve but the bonus points for satire are being negated by demerits for retreading the same old thing:

 

Drama in the indie game biz pt 1

Drama in the indie game biz pt 2

The state of feminism

Contribution of women in the game industry

Virtual rape hard to track

Women supplanting men as largest gaming demographic

Celebrity Nudes Leaked

 

Pretty sure with those we've had enough threads starting as or turning into a discussion about or bashing of both radfem and general feminist perceptions. I guess since it's just a joke it's not really harming anyone, though. Since no women (as far as I've seen) weighed in on those threads it's a bit redundant.

[Malcador]

Why do men need a specific place on these forums to congregate? There are basically only men who are active on these forums so I'm missing the purpose of this thread unless its a joke of some kind?

They need a safe space.

[Gorgon]

I think you are pretty safe here without a 'no girls allowed rule'. Just sayin'

[Keyrock]

I'm assuming there's a secret handshake of some kind?  Because any club without a secret handshake is a pretty weak ass club.

[Guest Slinky]

I'm assuming there's a secret handshake of some kind?  Because any club without a secret handshake is a pretty weak ass club.

 

I'm going to guess it's helicopter ****.

[NWN_babaYaga]

Hah, it´s like home. Without all this utterly strupidy of new age nonsense. Thanks to mother nature she was so good to be like a real mother should be and teached me that i am a man and woman has to be woman instead of girl boys and what not. Yup, can i tell you the secret to manhood ? I tell ya, look in the mirror and see for yourself what you are. Dont listen to TV nonsense that you are something else. Look down your body and kazing you are what nature made you. Because if not nature (man + woman) did you who else ?

[Hurlshort]

I hate golf.

 

Also not digging much of the new member influx.

[Malcador]

Seems like more of the same, really. Well other than the promancer degenerates.

[Sarex]

Also not digging much of the new member influx.

 

People come and go, very few will be here for more then a few months. Though if PoE turns out to be a major success, Biowares forum is something we can look forward to.

[obyknven]

Alpha-males like matriarchy, because women like such males and in matriarchy they have high status and (surprise!!! surprise!!!) real power. Women by own free will always prefer alpha-males before everyone else.
Meanwhile Omega-males hates matriarchy because in such society they don't have chances for sex. Only oppression by patriarchal society can force women into sex with omega-males - only patriarchal society give chance to omega's reproduction.
Because of this we must rename this thread into "Omega-men thread"

[Volourn]

"I think you are pretty safe here without a 'no girls allowed rule'. Just sayin'"

 

We're not safe as long as sexists like Bruce are here to tell us males are evil.

[Keyrock]

 

I'm assuming there's a secret handshake of some kind?  Because any club without a secret handshake is a pretty weak ass club.

 

I'm going to guess it's helicopter ****.

 

I hope so. 

[HoonDing]

Alpha-males like matriarchy, because women like such males and in matriarchy they have high status and (surprise!!! surprise!!!) real power. Women by own free will always prefer alpha-males before everyone else.

Meanwhile Omega-males hates matriarchy because in such society they don't have chances for sex. Only oppression by patriarchal society can force women into sex with omega-males - only patriarchal society give chance to omega's reproduction.

Because of this we must rename this thread into "Omega-men thread"

[kirottu]

This is a sausage party where we are proud that is is sausage party? Does it work? 

[Bartimaeus]

[Nonek]

Ah good, as a newly inducted member of a minority in gaming I do believe that it's only correct that we have a safe haven from the tyranny of the matriarchy.

[PK htiw klaw eriF]

Ah good, as a newly inducted member of a minority in gaming I do believe that it's only correct that we have a safe haven from the tyranny of the matriarchy.

Unfortunately, we are still unsure of our status as "dead" or our secret handshake. I personally think we should develop telepathy, but the fellas really like doing the helicopter d!ck.

[Longknife]

 

Ah good, as a newly inducted member of a minority in gaming I do believe that it's only correct that we have a safe haven from the tyranny of the matriarchy.

Unfortunately, we are still unsure of our status as "dead" or our secret handshake. I personally think we should develop telepathy, but the fellas really like doing the helicopter d!ck.

 

 

 

Banging our d!cks together would be a good secret handshake since members of the matriarchy would be incapable of performing the handshake.

Edited September 12, 2014 by Longknife

[Valsuelm]

 

Also not digging much of the new member influx.

 

People come and go, very few will be here for more then a few months. Though if PoE turns out to be a major success, Biowares forum is something we can look forward to.

 

 

Are you being sarcastic? Why on earth would we want to look forward to that?

[Gfted1]

 

 

Ah good, as a newly inducted member of a minority in gaming I do believe that it's only correct that we have a safe haven from the tyranny of the matriarchy.

Unfortunately, we are still unsure of our status as "dead" or our secret handshake. I personally think we should develop telepathy, but the fellas really like doing the helicopter d!ck.

 

 

 

Banging our d!cks together would be a good secret handshake since members of the matriarchy would be incapable of performing the handshake.

 

Alright, Im out of this club.

[Longknife]

 

 

 

Ah good, as a newly inducted member of a minority in gaming I do believe that it's only correct that we have a safe haven from the tyranny of the matriarchy.

Unfortunately, we are still unsure of our status as "dead" or our secret handshake. I personally think we should develop telepathy, but the fellas really like doing the helicopter d!ck.

 

 

 

Banging our d!cks together would be a good secret handshake since members of the matriarchy would be incapable of performing the handshake.

 

Alright, Im out of this club.

 

 

 

You've obviously been brainwashed by the matriarchy and their misandristic tendencies to learn to be disgusted by the male physique!

[PK htiw klaw eriF]

 

 

 

Ah good, as a newly inducted member of a minority in gaming I do believe that it's only correct that we have a safe haven from the tyranny of the matriarchy.

Unfortunately, we are still unsure of our status as "dead" or our secret handshake. I personally think we should develop telepathy, but the fellas really like doing the helicopter d!ck.

 

Banging our d!cks together would be a good secret handshake since members of the matriarchy would be incapable of performing the handshake.

Yeah, that ain't happening.