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"So in Las Vegas, you can see signs for "We can get a hooker to your room in 25 minutes", but it still takes 30 minutes for a pizza to get delivered... So to my mind, this says that if you had the resources.. you could just get the hooker to pick up the pizza on the way.  Of course, you still have to choose your own toppings.."

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Good lord, I hate roundabouts with a passion, just the regular variety (we thankfully have very few in Murica, at least where I live), but the one in #6 is just a horrific monstrosity.

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As my name is in Swedish order it'd be; Beware! The Windy Vampires.

If I turn it into the american order of names, it'd be; Death by Flying Vampires.

Or my very full name with all my last names, in the Swedish order; Beware! The Windy Muffin Vampire Werewolves.

 

For something completely different;

 

Aaaaah! No, Frodo! That's not what I meant with "You must destroy the Ring"!

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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I'm glad I'll never get any.. :p

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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The 'Pakistan Taliban' have announced a new leader.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-24854087

 

Given the way these fellows keep getting hit by missiles you'd think they'd do comedy nominations, like the quiet guy who makes the tea, or Malik's hot aunt, etc.

 

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Also, from Misti Dawn's FB

 

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Hitler keeps pwning Vader and Vaders keeps being a sore looser.

 

"Everything you do is an Epic Fail!

Now stand in attention and Sieg F**** Heil!"

 

priceless

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Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake!

 

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That macintyre video lead me to:

 

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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