Me playing basketball after 3 years of not.  I had a sweet baseline drive to a reverse lay up for an epic airball! XD

I see nothing, even when I allow all page scripts like google/facebook etc. :/

There's no video (thank goodness).  Purely a text description haha.

 

Played my first game in a long time and while fun, the body wasn't in agreement with all the things my mind said it could do

 

Edited January 19, 201313 yr by JFSOCC

And there's more!

That pretty much sums up my feeling on the last Indy movie.

Edited January 23, 201313 yr by Hurlshot

That movie was a disgrace for one such as Cat Blanket.

I'm not a big soccer fan, but damnit that kid had it coming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsNLbK8_rBY

 

German Skull Soldiers

 

Another angle, doesn't look like he kicked him - although that would have been extremely satisfying if he did, heh.

 

 

 

And the always entertaining Joey Barton's take on it : "Hazard only crime is he hasn't kicked him hard enough."

Edited January 24, 201313 yr by Malcador

A bit off topic but...what was the Ball Boy trying to do that he'd fall on the ball?

Supporter, trying to run down the game clock. 'Ball boy', luls. How middle class. 

Sorry the only report I've read on the incident reported the dude was a "ball boy".

 

They didn't have ball boys when I played HS football/soccer/whateveryouwanttocallit but you know I went with what the report said.

Edited January 24, 201313 yr by Amentep

I read that the boy is in fact the son of Swansea's club manager, and before the game the little **** said he was going to stall big time. Opinions of him in the UK are turning sour.

Edited January 24, 201313 yr by IndiraLightfoot

In soccer, the clock keeps running even when the ball goes out of bounds?

In soccer, the clock keeps running even when the ball goes out of bounds?

 

The clock never stops*; the officials keep track of time for injuries and add it on to the end.  Anything else is done on the clock.

 

If the guy was just some jerk who grabbed the ball, I'm not entirely sure why Hazard was red carded, to be honest. Particularly since the intent would seem to be to do what happened - force a tie which Swansea would advance from due to tiebreaking/advancement rules.

 

*I believe there are some US affiliations that allow time-outs; my memory though this isn't really the norm.

Dumb to do that anyway, referee will just add time on.

German Skull Soldiers

 

That was hilarious - but I love their other sketc

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx16GBGO8Oo

I dunno I found this amusing

 

 

 

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