Kaftan Barlast Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 This thread may seem simple at first, but i asure you that the potential for complexity is enormous. Most of all, the risk of derailment and spam is dangerously close. Therefore I will lay out the rules, and I will... I will.. be really upset if someone breaks them. Basicly, you tell us a secret. It can be a one sentence secret or a more fleshed out secret. It doesnt necessarily have to be 100% true, but it should contain atleast a grain of pesudo-fact. And most importantly, if its funny, you HAVE to share it. Ill go first, and you can follow my lead. Yes, its true. I get ALL my news from The Daily Show with John Stewart. " DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
Judge Hades Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 Its not funny but I strangled my ex-girlfriend almost to death when she tried to kill me with a knife.
Kor Qel Droma Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 Wow, who can top that? My secret is I'm attracted to a heavier woman at work... Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
Draken Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 What's wrong with heavier women, Kor? More cushion for the pushin'. Secret: I love the opening theme song to Sonic Adventure. Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body
Cantousent Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I fell in love with a woman other than my wife. With equal measures of luck and determination, I have managed to remain true to my wife, whom I love dearly. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
julianw Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I fell in love with a woman other than my wife. With equal measures of luck and determination, I have managed to remain true to my wife, whom I love dearly. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I hope neither of them visits this thread.
DemonKing Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I copied a hell of a lot of Commodore 64 games illegally back in the day!
Cantousent Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I can be reasonably assured that neither woman will come here. It has, however, been a huge burden on me for several months. It's like coming out of a small, dark cave into the sunshine. Anyhow, you can comments on my dirty little secret, but you should post one of your own, julian! Come one, be brave! Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
julianw Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 Alright. Here it goes. I cheated once. May God forgive me. on a history exam.
Volourn Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 My real name isn't Volourn. DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.
kumquatq3 Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I rented (netflicks), and made copies of, like 60+ dvds. None of which I believe I actually watched. I viewed the rental copy, copied, and stuck em in a box. That and I killed a Hobo to join the "Skull & Bone" society... ...and me and Eldar are the same person with split personalities. So technically he killed a hobo too. Alright. Here it goes. I cheated once. May God forgive me. on a history exam. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You sick bastard! My real name isn't Volourn.
213374U Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 i liek poop - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.
kumquatq3 Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 Ok, if your going to post a joke, at least post your truth bit first.
kirottu Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I plan to be a writer. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
metadigital Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I am a policeman. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
><FISH'> Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I like childrens cartoons from the 80's, and today i watched an episode of sabrina the teenage witch.
Archmonarch Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I plan to be a writer. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> As do I. I am a policeman. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You are like the anti-stereotype for policemen. ... i watched an episode of sabrina the teenage witch. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Live action or animated? (This is not to imply I have watched either. It is simply to say I know of both.) My Secret: I had to get a GED after leaving High School for medical reasons. And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had
Calax Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I survive by being a leech. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
Cantousent Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 You suck blood? Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
Cathryn Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I tell everyone at college that I'm 10 years younger than I am...and get away with it, every time. And I love doing it.
Calax Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 You suck blood? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> cash, rides, bed, anything I can get I take. but only for free. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
draakh_kimera Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 Not so great secret: I've had problems with suicidal tendencies, which might explain a certain post I made a while ago. Not really secret but some of you might find it funny: I once, um, sort of slept with the "wrong" twin when I was together with one of them. And I have no excuse for it.
LoneWolf16 Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 Not so great secret: I've had problems with suicidal tendencies, which might explain a certain post I made a while ago. Not really secret but some of you might find it funny: I once, um, sort of slept with the "wrong" twin when I was together with one of them. And I have no excuse for it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> First one... Second... I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
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