Topaz Quasar Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 I'll begin...... Atris: "Mirror, mirror, on the the wall......" =========================== Mandalore: "Help me take......this mask off." =========================== Handmaiden: "Help me take.......my panties off......" (w00t) =========================== T3-M4: Beep, deet, woop, deer-eet...weep, BEEP! Exile: Where did you learn such filthy language? =========================== Darth Nihilus: ogh missh al tah do....dey tah loo teya Exile: What the hell are you trying to say? =========================== Exile (response to any of Vrook's dialogue): Lalalalalalalalalaala................ =========================== Any of the Jedi Masters: We really screwed things up......... =========================== Darth Traya: Exile, I am your mother's ex-roomate's first cousin's daughter's accountant =========================== Admiral Carth Onasi: Down I go!
chibajoe Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 HK-47 - "Astalavista baby" Vista - "The hood? Nah, I'm just having a bad hair day." Mandalore - "All right! Bring it on!" Exile - "Come get some!"
BattleCookiee Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 T3: bleep-bliep-bleep-bleep Hanharr: Angry growl HK-47: (Statement) Face it Furball, the droid won Atton: Do you know what wookiees can do to droids? HK-47: (Answer) Nothing, as they get blasted Atton: They can rip your arm off HK-47: (Request) T3, DON'T let the Wookie win HK-47: (statement) Time for burned furball
Odinson Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 HK-47: "Master?" Can we go to the factory where I was manufactured? Exile: Sure! After our series of mishaps I have discovered it's location HK-47: Can I also meet those HK-50's and show them what it mean to be an HK unit. Exile: Of course. The factory is located on.... Damn game cuts. <_<
Midnight Hawk Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 Atton: Say um Exile....do you still have that dancing outfit? Could I er...."borrow" it for a while? Mandalore: Canderous....who's Canderous? Kreia: I'm actually going to answer your question instead of giving you cryptic psuedo-philosophical mumbo-jumbo. Hanharr: Growl growll (I think Mira's actually kind sweet). GOTO: Does my bum look big in this?
KOTORFanactic Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 Exile: Great, we have GOTO. A giant floating bollock to go with our tiny floating bollock over there. Kriea: <Jedi mind trick> You will let me wear that slave girl dancing outfit. *drooling Atton* Atton: The Exile is mine. I saw her first. Disciple: No mine. I'm a blond. Mandalore: Quit arguing will ya. I've already had her. *Atton and Disciple cry* Mira: I'm the head of this little pack, and I say I get the Exile. Handmaiden: He's mine. We have fought. Thats like raw sex to an Echani. Visas: Big deal. We have looked upon each other. HK-47 <statement> Master this ending sucks. T3-M4: beep-boop-beep-weet. Exile: I know. We'll go to the funeral of Obsidian's credibility after I've got my medal for saving the Republic. HK-47: <statement> Master you have only delayed the inevitable. The Sith are bound to come back again, and again, and again. Exile: yeah, this ending really does suck!
Midnight Hawk Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 HK-47: I think I need a hug. T3: Beep-beep. DWEE! HK-47: *Cries* Kreia: Why do you keep listening to me? don't you know I'm just talking *bleep*. Go talk to Atton, I like him, he's smart. Mandalore: What are you *DOING*?! Disciple: Uh....worshiping my love from afar. Mandalore: Ahh my *bleeping* eyes!!
Aegis Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 What I *wish* one of them would say? "Revan, is that really you?"
Catt Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 HK-47: (statement) Master, I've been online for 45 minutes without a cut scene! Exile: Damn! Hang on a sec while I just save your...[HK-47 freezes]...bugger T3-M4: Do-wop Be-bop (press ctrl. alt. delete) Exile: Nah, that won't work he's based on Mac OS X T3-M4: Dwooooooooooooooooooooo
DSLuke Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 Exile to Kreia I find your lack of faith disturbing. And by the light of the moon He prays for their beauty not doom
Sithmasteryoungy Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 HK-47: (Complaint) Master, why am I the only HK-47 in the galaxy? Exile: Because HK-50s are silver and I don't like that colour! I don't like white either! Handmaiden: But I wear white soooooooo well! Visas: But you like red? Exile: No, I like Atton, he's good, very good! Atton: (Giggle)
bob_the_kitty_hunter Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 T3-M4: Beep-beep! Bee-do-weet-boo-wop! Bee-bee-bo-bu-bee-wa! HK-47: (Frightened answer) You're going to do what to my mother?! (Exile walks by the ****pit door) Atton: It won't fit! What the hell?! Disciple: Keep trying! It's almost through! Exile: o_O Atton: Stupid nails! Exile: >XD I've gotta see this! *takes a picture of Atton trying to hammer a nail into a wooden board* Damn... Atton: Oh gawd! You're hideous! I can't believe I thought you might've been hawt before! Kreia: *mind trick* I AM hawt, fool. Now, get me that Dancer's Outfit with your stealthiness. Bao-dur: My mother was a tree. T3: Beep-beep! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! Remote: *cries* HK: (Query) Do you have any 3's, you fat, overgrown, stupid little droid? Goto: **** you. Visas: *looking towards Hanharr* I must look at you! The way Handmaiden sees you! Handmaiden: What'd you say you ho?! Wanna take this outside you Miraluka ****?! Mira: No, Hanharr, I'm not going to be your sex slave again. Hanharr: Grah... Mandalore: ...wow... Exile: Have any of you noticed that every planet we go to, we ALWAYS seem to be forced into going almost one exact way? I mean, seriously! How linear can one guy's life be? Kreia: Of all the damn... YOU NOTICED THAT YET YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED THAT I'M A ****ING SITH LORD?! I'VE GIVEN YOU ALL THE CLUES! BUT NOOOOOOO.... You know what? **** you. I'm going to dance for Vogga tonight, so screw you guys, I'm goin' home! *awkward silence* Exile: >_>;; Ewww...
Eji Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 Admiral Carth Onasi: Down I go! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> HAHAHAHAHAHAH, oh my god, I involuntarily busted out laughing reading that... I never realized how often Carth said "Down you go!" til I saw that, and it all came flooding back... (w00t)
Darth Tratious Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 Would all you get off my ******* ship and old women go get a face lift you old bag.
zubyzu Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 Disciple: "Atton, can we stop at the next planet?" Atton: "What, again??" Disciple: "Sorry, guess I shouldn't have had that big gulp on Nar Shadaa." Atton: "Why doesn't this &*%# ship have a bathroom?"
SteveThaiBinh Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 Atton: Pure Pazaak. Pure Pazaak. Pure Pazaaaaaaaaaaa...... (pushed over cliff by Exile) Mira: Ouch! Are you SURE this droid is deactivated? Mandalore: Aachooo! "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)
Darth Gizka Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 Disciple: "Atton, can we stop at the next planet?"Atton: "What, again??" Disciple: "Sorry, guess I shouldn't have had that big gulp on Nar Shadaa." Atton: "Why doesn't this &*%# ship have a bathroom?" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> T3: dweep-boooooooooooooop!!! (I am not a porta potty!!!) (w00t)
Lifthransir Bane Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 HK-47: Statement: It does not fit with me that you would know so many languages, master. Exile: Eet Shuta.
Ace Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 G0T0: I do hope that the next thing you decide must be destroyed to stop the Sith is not the entire galaxy. Exile: Well actually...
Mondo Posted February 23, 2005 Posted February 23, 2005 T3: bleep-bliep-bleep-bleepHanharr: Angry growl HK-47: (Statement) Face it Furball, the droid won Atton: Do you know what wookiees can do to droids? HK-47: (Answer) Nothing, as they get blasted Atton: They can rip your arm off HK-47: (Request) T3, DON'T let the Wookie win HK-47: (statement) Time for burned furball <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What if I wanted to kill the other bounty hunters but still have the Twi'leks chase me?
Oerwinde Posted February 23, 2005 Posted February 23, 2005 Mandalore: Aachooo! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Gold. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
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