June 19, 2020 in Way Off-Topic
"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
HA! Good Fun!
"If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)
"Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)
6 hours ago, Raithe said:
Why does it end at September? Man you can't be tempting fate like that on 2020
I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*
*If you can't tell, it's you.
*If you can't tell, it's you.
^ For all we know, this continues into 2021
I wonder if there is beer on the sun
...or the world ends in September
“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
Don't give 2020 any more ideas.
"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Humans: *Sends interstellar radio messages into space*
Every Lifeform in the Universe: *Swipes Left*
The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.
What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?
Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!
We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.
Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.
Still would be more accurate than The Patriot
Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
2 hours ago, Skarpen said:
This is a real issue! E-bikes have become hugely popular of late. Lots of people use Strava to record their rides and runs, and the top times on segments get special badges. When you see that somebody climbed a mountain at 18 mph, it's pretty clear they were on an e-bike.
Of course, some people also leave Strava on when they drive home and end up with 45 mph averages. Shenanigans!
Old but funny!
"The man of virtuous soul commands not, nor obeys. Power, like a desolating pestilence, pollutes whate'er it touches; and obedience, bane of all genius, virtue, freedom, truth, makes slaves of men, and of the human frame a mechanized automaton."
16 hours ago, Raithe said:
On the contrary, I'd be more inclined than ever to walk through that door. The odds are better than ever that whatever alternative dimension is on the other side is an upgrade.
2 hours ago, rjshae said:
Alternatively, Bullwinkle creeping on Natasha.