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Not as many tentacles as I was expecting. Do I need to turn Japanese language on?

How could you forget the (old) goat: Vinny Testaverde?

You for got to add r.Stutter=0.

I'm pretty sure I already knew this from doing that stupid horse racing mission. I walked it once and raced it once and got the same time.

I miss when Lara had one low polygon uniboob.

I had a dream Terry Crewd died. I was so distraught I woke up, grabbed my phone, and Googled if he was still alive. Spoiler: he is.

Thank God the Jets didn't make it into the playoffs. I don't want to have to watch that offense ever again. Maybe next year our starting 5 on the line will actually manage to take one snap together unlike 2022 & 2021.

Been playing Assassin's Creed: Viking Daddy. Fun but not as good as Odyssey.

The Pats had the dumbest play I've ever seen to end the game against the Raiders. I know I'll get a smarta$$ comment about the butt fumble, but I can explain the butt fumble with physics. Not a single law of science, man, or religion can explain any the myriad of stupid things the Pats players and coaches did on that last play.

I gotta say, as a Jets fan I hate when teams tank. My Jets earn their ****ty records the old fashion way: trying to win and being absolute dog water.

Mike F***ing White

Pretty good. I don't think it controlled better with a controller (I did test it). Melee sucked but the game wasn't designed for you to really focus on a melee build.

Just finished Horizon Zero Dawn on PC. That came with the base game and the DLC. Steam shows my playing time to be 80 hours but I know for a fact about 10 of those I was alt-tabbed out. Pros: Robot dinosaurs. Fun combat. You can purchase maps that show you were collectables are. Fun game world. Cons: The whole premise is built on a whole bunch of plot holes. First time, experimental tech doesn't work exactly as expected right out of the box but apparently in HZD all experimental tech does. But whatever. It was fun. I could see myself replaying it a bit for the gameplay or buying the sequel if it comes to PC. 7/10

This flew under the radar, but the XFL is back (third time's the charm).

It's so hard to tell. On one hand he looks like he needs a QB coach to drill into his head how the short passing game. On the other can you blame a guy who in a season and a half hasn't had the starting give offensive linemen take a single snap together?

I think my Jets are the weirdest NFL team I've ever seen. We're near the bottom of the league in yards given up but 11th in scoring defense, 12th in sacks, and tied for 3rd for team interceptions. We run the ball really well when we have a healthy runningback, but our passing game is the definition of small ball. I guess we'd have 7 wins for the season before the injuries started mounting up (I think we have four linemen out for the year), now I haven't predicted any of their wins so far this year aside from Cleveland. I hope we don't somehow stumble our way into the playoffs--I don't what to hear my fellow Jets fans whining when we get blown out in the first round and outrageous predictions of Super Bowl runs for the following year only to win 5 games.

In 2020 and 2021 the Jags had better teams in worse division than my Jets and won fewer games. Though, in both seasons after a certain point they were tanking while we were just that bad. It seems too early for them to be tanking again so I don't know what's going on.

My Jets beat yet another team without a quarterback. It's week 7 and we have 5 wins (4 against teams either without or struggling at QB). WHAT VOODOO IS THIS? I'm waiting to hear a plague of frogs has hit the east coast.

Are you winning, son?

Well, I guess we beat one starting quarterback. https://youtube.com/watch?v=WfGcJ-0Yr84

If we work hard we can get terrible value due to picking a fight with two nuclear powers

Naw, my Jets still suck. The three teams we beat didn't have quarterbacks. I guess we've finally reached can-beat-you-when-you're-without-your-starting-quarterback status. Damn it, it took long enough.

Happy anniversary, dear.

Spacher

Motion we call them Fooseball Team.