teknoman2 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 once, an ancient greek philosopher said that the best place to stand in order not to get hit by a bad shooter is in front of the target... seems the deer knows it too The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woldan Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 1 I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Elerond Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 (edited) Edited June 11, 2015 by Elerond 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Its funny because its true.. 5 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0Zl41oMa5I 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 10 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighter Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 (edited) Edited June 13, 2015 by Fighter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 4 Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkpriest Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 (edited) a lil bit of slef stab by DotA 2 community and gamer girlls Edited June 14, 2015 by Darkpriest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadySands Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 (edited) Edited June 15, 2015 by ShadySands 12 Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 3 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 6 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 A professor asked a question in a test: Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? The student’s answer? Awesome: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, ‘It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct….. …leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’ 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManifestedISO Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 I'm sorry but any octopus symbol for an organization screams HYDRA to me. All Stop. On Screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Namutree Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 (edited) https://youtu.be/xStYl1NPVsE Might only be funny to long time Smash players. Edited June 20, 2015 by Namutree 1 "Good thing I don't heal my characters or they'd be really hurt." Is not something I should ever be thinking. I use blue text when I'm being sarcastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woldan Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 (edited) Edited June 20, 2015 by Woldan 6 I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
213374U Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 (Apologies if it has been posted already. I hadn't seen it before) 1 - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 1 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighter Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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