Gfted1 Posted January 31, 2018 Posted January 31, 2018 Her laptop mic is always hot. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Oner Posted January 31, 2018 Posted January 31, 2018 They employ my mom. She she can guess what I feel like eating despite me not saying anything. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Pidesco Posted January 31, 2018 Posted January 31, 2018 How does this work anyway? My wife says she wants to watch Harry Potter again sometime. She says this outside, out loud, not typed anywhere, yet there come the Harry Potter adsense ads on my computer's Facebook. It creeps me out. Mics everywhere, beginning with your phone. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
rjshae Posted January 31, 2018 Posted January 31, 2018 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Raithe Posted January 31, 2018 Posted January 31, 2018 8 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Fiach Posted February 2, 2018 Posted February 2, 2018 A broker opened the door of his Mercedes, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene of accident, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his expensive Mercedes. “Police Officer, look what he has done to my car!”, he whiningly said. “You brokers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!” retorted the officer, “You’re so worried about your stupid Mercedes, that you didn’t even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!” “Damn it…” replied the broker, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, “Where’s my Rolex?” 4 Thanks for shopping Pawn-O-Matic!
Malcador Posted February 2, 2018 Posted February 2, 2018 (edited) Edited February 2, 2018 by Malcador 7 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Raithe Posted February 2, 2018 Posted February 2, 2018 5 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted February 3, 2018 Posted February 3, 2018 (edited) Telling it like it is. Warning, language. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d-LZJ8K1Lk Edited February 3, 2018 by Raithe 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
algroth Posted February 4, 2018 Posted February 4, 2018 4 My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg Currently playing: Roadwarden
the_dog_days Posted February 4, 2018 Posted February 4, 2018 Telling it like it is. Warning, language. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d-LZJ8K1Lk If you think the adds funny, go look at the kickstarter page.
injurai Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doP7xKdGOKs 4
Guard Dog Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 5 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Raithe Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Agiel Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 5 Quote “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.” -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>> Quote "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete." -Rod Serling
rjshae Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 9 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Raithe Posted February 6, 2018 Posted February 6, 2018 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
smjjames Posted February 6, 2018 Posted February 6, 2018 If there was a dislike button, I'd use it on your post 1
rjshae Posted February 6, 2018 Posted February 6, 2018 4 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Malcador Posted February 6, 2018 Posted February 6, 2018 https://nypost.com/2018/02/06/trump-adviser-claims-word-of-god-will-protect-us-from-flu/ Ah Evangelicals, the gift that keeps on giving. 4 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Raithe Posted February 6, 2018 Posted February 6, 2018 And people say my posts are inappropriate... See, to me the joke is about the person not having the perception to recognise that while thinking they can cheer up a lonely kid, not about the kid with that problem. "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted February 6, 2018 Posted February 6, 2018 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
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