Malcador Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 The ones that plot are boring. The ones that attempt it are exciting 1 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManifestedISO Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 The daughter of famous Belgian racing driver Jackie Ickx never knew she wanted to be with me, but, someday we'll rent motorcycles and ride the Alps, drop down to the Riviera, have tea and strumpets by the sea, laughing and in love with life and each other. All Stop. On Screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amentep Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 The ones that plot are boring. The ones that attempt it are exciting You two might want to consider dating outside the League of Assassins. I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 I don't know if I'd call the thread serious. I just thought it was pretty telling that Kirottu began it with humor and wit and a bunch of people went straight to the physical. I know I wouldn't. But I am very happy with my gf right now and am not just saying she fits my ideal because she probably e-stalks me. But if she were I'd like to say she does lunges best in yoga pants and looks very good in tight faded jeans and should do both those things more often. "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Namutree Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 (edited) I'm about to take this more seriously than the OP likely intended... Okay, I'll divide my ideal partner into three categories: 1: Personality/behavior- I'd like a woman with a calm temperament. Some one stoic and rational at all times. I've dealt with more than enough drama and I don't want to deal with any more ever again. My ideal partner would never hesitate communicate anything important on her mind (in an appropriate setting), but would be articulate enough to be able to express herself in easily understandable terms. I'd like for her to be very intelligent and knowledgeable. As for her lifestyle I'd like a woman with the same interests and way of life as me. I don't like to rely on others, and I don't waste my life in pursuit of superfluous wealth. Obviously, I'd want her to be the same way. 2: Looks- There are many different looks women have that I find attractive. Ultimately it's hard for me to choose a favorite. I might post some images of women I find equally ideal in their own way later. I will say though that I do like dark skin, so while different body types can be equal in their own way. Black women have an innate advantage over all others for me (not that I don't find women of other ethnic backgrounds attractive). I should also note that I'm not too concerned about appearance so as long as they pass the personality test almost any woman would be acceptable. 3: Situation- Preferably my ideal partner would already be a home owner, as I'd prefer that we each still have our own living spaces for when we want some time apart. I'd like it if my spouse didn't have a family. I don't wanna meet her parents or extended family; so it would help if she didn't have any. I'd enjoy if she had a steady income with plenty of time off from her work. What she does; I don't care unless it could somehow become my problem. Edited April 26, 2016 by Namutree "Good thing I don't heal my characters or they'd be really hurt." Is not something I should ever be thinking. I use blue text when I'm being sarcastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aluminiumtrioxid Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Finally a thread where bringing up my disturbing clone sex fantasies is entirely relevant to the subject at hand! 1 "Lulz is not the highest aspiration of art and mankind, no matter what the Encyclopedia Dramatica says." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valsuelm Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 I don't know if I'd call the thread serious. I just thought it was pretty telling that Kirottu began it with humor and wit and a bunch of people went straight to the physical. You missed this: And we've not even gotten into how crazy your ideal partner will probably will be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valsuelm Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 For cereal though, since we seem to be getting all Captain Crunchy.There is no such thing as the ideal woman, unless you want a robot. But I'd argue that's not really a woman.Live long enough, be surprised (both pleasantly and horrifically) a few times by women, and you'll realize and embrace the fact that the ideal woman is not an ideal woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Namutree Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Live long enough, be surprised (both pleasantly and horrifically) a few times by women, and you'll realize and embrace the fact that the ideal woman is not an ideal woman. I don't like surprises. If a relationship is packaged with surprises; count me out. 1 "Good thing I don't heal my characters or they'd be really hurt." Is not something I should ever be thinking. I use blue text when I'm being sarcastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaeliorin Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Some who'd be willing to put up with me. Granted, I wouldn't want to inflict myself on such a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
213374U Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 (edited) There is no such thing as the ideal woman, unless you want a robot. But I'd argue that's not really a woman. If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck... Seems to fail Malcador's test, though. But hey no such thing as "ideal", right? Finally a thread where bringing up my disturbing clone sex fantasies is entirely relevant to the subject at hand! Lol. Disturbing? Fantasizing about your own clone is so 2009. Also, lol @ Hurl going on about how looks aren't important. Dude's married to a bikini model. Seems legit. Edited April 26, 2016 by 213374U 2 - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 As that geneticist said when being interviewed and was asked why he specialised in his subject matter "I have a dream." The reporter turned a little snarky on it and was all "What, cure cancer, feed world hunger?" The geneticist replied "No. A redhead. 5'7. 36-24-36 and with legs up to...." But seriously, yes, physical attraction is nice, but it's not going to kick off beyond aesthetic appreciation if you can't enjoy yourself in the company of whoever your with. The person who you can just relax and BE when you're together. The ones who can get your personal crazy, and accept it happily without trying to change it. Hell, if you can't laugh together during sex, what's going to be the point of it in the long run? And frankly, whether your minds mesh and your chemistry clicks can vary wildly on so many small things. "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oerwinde Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 (edited) This. Q&A with her. Only downside is the Vegan thing, though she tosses in a Scott Pilgrim reference that makes it less uncool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RBow9Bdmgc Edited April 26, 2016 by Oerwinde The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azdeus Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 2 Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 ^ Rosey Palm and her five sisters will never let you down. 1 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 The ones that plot are boring. The ones that attempt it are exciting You two might want to consider dating outside the League of Assassins. Bah. It is boring if you get on all the time. Must be my childhood but I always find people that act as if fights in a relationship are bad. Is a good stress reliever and hardens one up. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiro Protagonist Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 rational at all times. That excludes every woman on the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenixp Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 (edited) Bah. It is boring if you get on all the time. Must be my childhood but I always find people that act as if fights in a relationship are bad. Is a good stress reliever and hardens one up. I'm pretty sure I've stumbled upon a research which pretty much confirms that couples which actually face their issues have a tendency of being a fair bit happier. After 8 years my wife still won't let me go to sleep until we resolve whatever happens to be wrong between us and I still consider her my ideal partner, so I guess it works well enough. That excludes every woman on the planet. Meh, it excludes every man on the planet too. There are certain activities I don't ask my wife to rationalize every time she wants to partake in them. ... Know what, actually, that's exactly what I'm going to do one of these days. Edited April 26, 2016 by Fenixp 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longknife Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 (edited) MASSIVE **** EDIT: Gee, Thanks forums for censoring that. Now people are definitely gonna think I wrote something completely different from what I actually wrote. Edited April 26, 2016 by Longknife 1 "The Courier was the worst of all of them. The worst by far. When he died the first time, he must have met the devil, and then killed him." Is your mom hot? It may explain why guys were following her ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Not worth the back pain for her as time goes. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meshugger Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 I never took Longknife as someone who prefers massive vaginas. That's what you said right? "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 I never took Longknife as someone who prefers massive vaginas. That's what you said right? Of course. With lips so loose they flap in the breeze. 1 "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meshugger Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 I never took Longknife as someone who prefers massive vaginas. That's what you said right? Of course. With lips so loose they flap in the breeze. Oh mai How lewd "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Also, lol @ Hurl going on about how looks aren't important. Dude's married to a bikini model. Seems legit. It's what's under the bikini that is important! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 I don't think anyone disagrees with that. Nobody likes surprises under a bikini. rational at all times. That excludes every woman person on the planet. There you go. We're not Vulcans after all. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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