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My ideal partner would a mix of these two fine women:




I can already imagine our perfect moment together. It would a dinner and she would be eating pizza with her patented double claw™ style.
Her: "You know, before I met you I only wanted salami pizza."
Me: "And now?"
Her: "Now I only want salamus pizza."
Me: "You had me at 'pizza'."
Then we would live happily ever after.
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First chick is gonna be fat. Second chick wears way too much makeup, especially for a woman her age.

 

This is what your combo is going to look like, only blonde:



And we've not even gotten into how crazy your ideal partner will probably will be.

Enjoy!



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I think your tagging this thread with "Leopard 2 MBT" may be somewhat unwarranted.

 

My ideal lifelong partner:

 

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(if you couldn't tell, it's the hammock)


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Oby, of course I imagine it'd be quite the sub/dom relationship...

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A big booty qt whose sweet but can be a bitch. Which describes my gf pretty well.

Oby, of course I imagine it'd be quite the sub/dom relationship...


Kinky.

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- Likes Pizza - Check
- Will be fat - Check
- Has a hammock - Check
- Is dominant - Check

Apparently I chose well!

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I was a little anxious about clicking on this thread, but now I'm glad I did.

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Oby, of course I imagine it'd be quite the sub/dom relationship...

 

I was just seeing extreme passive-aggressive rather than actual sub/dom from that direction...  :shifty:



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Kirottu has started this in good taste, but I'm pretty sure it will spin off the rails pretty fast.

 

You can tell the single guys by the ones that keep posting about weight.  :p


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One that won't plot to kill me.
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congresswoman barbara jordan.

 

'course she is dead, and were lesbian, so there is some hurdles to overcome.  

 

HA! Good Fun!


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I have to be the odd one out and say that i prefer thinner women and boobs more. Long (red) hair turns me into a cartoon character and starts howl life a wolf with sometimes hilarious consequences; too bad most red heads that i've dated turned out to be down-right crazy. Blond hair also another weakness, aestethically speaking.

 

Speaking of Oby, i think that she secretly wants to have a nice, quiet family life with atleast three children. If a man can bear the kink of a picture of Putin on the night-stand, "only there to witness the greatness conducted for mother Russia", as she might say, then everything will work out fine.



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Some of you wear shallowness like a badge of honor.   :thumbsup:

 

Looks are important, but they change with time.  If you want to find an actual ideal partner you need to go a bit deeper than that.  Which is exactly what Kirottu was doing when he started the thread.  To each their own, I suppose, but odds are you will be on your own a lot.   :-


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Some of you wear shallowness like a badge of honor.   :thumbsup:

 

Looks are important, but they change with time.  If you want to find an actual ideal partner you need to go a bit deeper than that.  Which is exactly what Kirottu was doing when he started the thread.  To each their own, I suppose, but odds are you will be on your own a lot.   :-

 

It think it's one helluva a stretch to say he was digging deep.


Edited by Valsuelm, 25 April 2016 - 11:36 AM.


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Some of you wear shallowness like a badge of honor.   :thumbsup:

 

Looks are important, but they change with time.  If you want to find an actual ideal partner you need to go a bit deeper than that.  Which is exactly what Kirottu was doing when he started the thread.  To each their own, I suppose, but odds are you will be on your own a lot.   :-

 

It think it's one helluva a stretch to say he was digging deep.

 

 

 

First chick is gonna be fat. Second chick wears way too much makeup, especially for a woman her age.

 

 

Yeah.   :getlost:



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My new most recent favorite is Lauren German (Lucifer detective).


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"I Want A New Woman"
 

Yeah-eah!

I want a new woman
One that won't make me sick
One that won't crash my car
And likes to suck :grin:

I want a new woman
One that won't hurt my head
One that won't make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red

One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that won't plot to kill me
And be cool with me drinking beers with you

I want a new woman
One that won't shrill
One that don't cost too much
And doesn't mind the pill

I want a new woman
One that won't go away
One that won't keep me up all night
One that won't make me sleep all day

One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that won't plot to kill me
And be cool with me drinking beers with you
Drinking beers, with you...

I want a new woman
One that does what she should
One that won't make me feel too bad
One that likes to make me feel good

I want a new woman
One with no doubt
One that won't talk too much
And will never freak out.

One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that won't plot to kill me
And be cool with me drinking beers with you
Eh... I'm just gonna drink beers with you!

 

- Vals 4/25/16 (Inspired by a musical mood while reading this post, and this great song).


Edited by Valsuelm, 25 April 2016 - 12:12 PM.


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i can think of many women i would gladly sleep with, but not a single one that i would want as a girlfriend/wife... neither real nor fictional.







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