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That was the first thing that sprang to mind when reading this thread ;)

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I don't think anyone disagrees with that. Nobody likes surprises under a bikini.

I do, there's nothing like seeing a tattoo in a place a bikini covered.


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But what if you take off the bikini and it turns out it's spiders all the way down?

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But what if you take off the bikini and it turns out it's spiders all the way down?

Then I'm out.

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"Take your child murderin' god and shove his him up his own ass."-Volorun

 

"...the vote of a black redhead disabled homosexual transsexual Jew should probably be worth the same as at least a hundred white heterosexual Christians."-Rostere

 

"i can think of many women i would gladly sleep with, but not a single one that i would want as a girlfriend/wife... neither real nor fictional."-teknoman2

 

"I'm all for killing dogs in film." - algroth

 

"Iselmyr is the one who did GOMAD... Aloth is lactose intolerant" -ShadySands

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But what if you take off the bikini and it turns out it's spiders all the way down?

Then I'm out.

 

 

Quitter.   :no:

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But what if you take off the bikini and it turns out it's spiders all the way down?

Why you keep fire nearby at all times.

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But what if you take off the bikini and it turns out it's spiders all the way down?

 

Weirdest boner material right there.

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But what if you take off the bikini and it turns out it's spiders all the way down?

 

Weirdest boner material right there.

 

 

Poor spiders.

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You two might want to consider dating outside the League of Assassins.

Bah. It is boring if you get on all the time. Must be my childhood but I always find people that act as if fights in a relationship are bad. Is a good stress reliever and hardens one up. :p

 

 

Fighting /= plotting death

 

There you go. We're not Vulcans after all.

That's a highly illogical claim to make without meeting everyone. Or at least a sensor reading.

 

FWIW taking the topic mildly seriously...the ideal partner is going to be the one who you like enough to live with the stuff you don't like.

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FWIW taking the topic mildly seriously...the ideal partner is going to be the one who you like enough to live with the stuff you don't like.

 

 

But really, that's as much on you as it is on the other person.  You've got to be able to let the little stuff go.  Sometimes even the big stuff.  

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Yeah, it really is a two way situation. If either side can't let go, can't accept the things that can't change, can't accept that sometimes compromise doesn't mean 50-50 but you don't get what you want and they do (or vice versa) then the relationship is going to derail, in my experience.

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In my case, I have found that the longest lasting relationships are directly related to your ability to evolve with the other person. "Love" is easy and usually doesnt change unless you really hurt the other person. However not one of us is the same person we were 5 or 10 years ago. Its these growths and changes that we experience as people, that must be able to be accepted by the other person, and vice versa. Imo.


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FWIW taking the topic mildly seriously...the ideal partner is going to be the one who you like enough to live with the stuff you don't like.

 

 

But really, that's as much on you as it is on the other person.  You've got to be able to let the little stuff go.  Sometimes even the big stuff.  

 

 

Eh, the small stuff or big stuff don't even register on your radar when you're in love. 


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"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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Fighting /= plotting death

 

That is quitter talk, gotta go all the way, man.


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rational at all times.

 

That excludes every woman on the planet.

 

Then none of them are ideal. I didn't expect anything else.


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FWIW taking the topic mildly seriously...the ideal partner is going to be the one who you like enough to live with the stuff you don't like.

 

 

But really, that's as much on you as it is on the other person.  You've got to be able to let the little stuff go.  Sometimes even the big stuff.  

 

Yeah, it's not just that I have to put up with her, it's that she has to put up with ME, and I can't manage that half the time.

 

So, ideal, as in "ideal gas" (i.e. doesn't exist in reality)?


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Wonder Woman

which version?  depending on who has written, you could be talking 'bout a man-hating psychopath whose only redeeming quality is that she makes star-spangled volleyball bloomers look good.  

 

HA! Good Fun!


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FWIW taking the topic mildly seriously...the ideal partner is going to be the one who you like enough to live with the stuff you don't like.

 

 

But really, that's as much on you as it is on the other person.  You've got to be able to let the little stuff go.  Sometimes even the big stuff.  

 

Yeah, it's not just that I have to put up with her, it's that she has to put up with ME, and I can't manage that half the time.

 

So, ideal, as in "ideal gas" (i.e. doesn't exist in reality)?

 

 

The ideal woman is the one that helps you get through those times when you can't manage yourself.  And you do the same for her.  It's like a team sport.  Having kids is like getting called up to the big leagues.  Just like in sports, some teams are better than others.  My wife and I are the San Antonio Spurs.  

 

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Wonder Woman

which version?  depending on who has written, you could be talking 'bout a man-hating psychopath whose only redeeming quality is that she makes star-spangled volleyball bloomers look good.  

 

HA! Good Fun!

 

 

Pretty sure he meant this one. I know I would. 

 

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Wonder Woman

which version?  depending on who has written, you could be talking 'bout a man-hating psychopath whose only redeeming quality is that she makes star-spangled volleyball bloomers look good.  

 

HA! Good Fun!

 

 

The Salma Hayek version I just invented and will now probably dream of later

 

I feel like we'd make a great crime solving duo. She would bring the brains and the brawn and I don't know what I'd bring to the table but I picture myself like a slightly younger Jessica Fletcher... obviously there are some differences like I'm a terrible writer but that's the gist of it

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