Old Thread Here.

 

From the comic, Scandinavia and The World..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2SHuGha_bTo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2SHuGha_bTo

What an idiot. He got what was coming to him afterwards, looks like.

The deer population was really up last year just before deer season. Usually, I MIGHT come across a deer or two a year on the road. Last year, it was 5 in the two weeks before it started. I was never happier for it, and I don't hunt. A guy who sped by me as I was about to pull out of my driveway on my way to work one day ended up hitting a deer a few miles down the road. When i told my friend at the video store, the lady he worked with told be she actually had a deer run up from behind her, just to get mauled by her car, getting the car wrecked in the process. When she told her sister this, she sent her this:

 

Meanwhile in China...

 

This is actually quite old, but it made its rounds at the office and there was some guffawing

 

This emotive scene of Hayden Panettierre cracked me up:

 

Reminds me of taking cooking class. Ah, the memories...

 

Since we don't get enough cat jokes on these forums...

 

A card received yesterday from the parents with my commentary in italics:

 

A Son's Ten Commandments

 

1. Thou shalt always wear clean underwear, in case thou art in an accident.  compliant

 

2. Thou shalt not telleth secret tales of thy youth, for verily thy parents are better off in denial.  guilty

 

3. Thou shalt not destroy naked baby pictures of thyself.  guilty

 

4. Thou shalt remember thy parents' birthdays.  compliant

 

5. Thou shalt not make the "cuckoo" sign nor holdeth the phone away from thine ear and thinketh "blah, blah, blah" while thou doth converse with thy parent.  guilty

 

6. Thou shalt not sell thy gift sweates in sales of rummage, nor use them as oil rags in thy garage.  guilty

 

7. Thou shalt write or call home or drop by so thou mayest keep parents in the loop.  compliant

 

8. Thou shalt not mocketh thy relatives, calling them neither "deadbeats" nor "pinheads".  guilty

 

9. Thou shalt not avoid family reunions by offering such false excuses as "fishing" or "washing thy car".  guilty

 

10. On thy birthday, thou shalt celebrate thyself mightily, for verily thou art a good guy who deserveth a day off from, yea, these many commandments!  guilty, as I rarely celebrate my birthday

 

"Bristol mayor George Ferguson has had a cup of cold coffee poured over his head at the Bristol Anarchist Bookfair...

He said he had had heated conversations with some people, and was pushed to the ground when he offered to shake the hand of the man who poured the coffee...

...

Mr Ferguson, who stood as an Independent in November's mayoral election, said he was slightly bruised as a result of the attack but basically unhurt.

He added that it was "surprising" it had taken five months for somebody to pour something over him."

 

Thought that was amusing.

 

LINK

Definitely one of the top-ten funniest serial killers. 

 

Edited April 22, 201312 yr by Malcador

Well...I guess it's...grimdark.

 

Haha, looks like a hilarious game.

 

Kinda reminds me of this gem.