Raithe Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Homeowner Forcloses on Bank "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted June 5, 2011 Author Share Posted June 5, 2011 Homeowner Forcloses on Bank Sweet ****ing justice! Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Homeowner Forcloses on Bank Gotta love it. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 I don't what it is, but crack me up. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Well I dunno if someone posted this already but I found this somewhat funny. Ultimate "NOOOOOOOOO" Compilation “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 ^That was weirdly hypnotizing. Took me a full five minutes to pull myself out it, lol. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Sheep - horrifying creatures when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Selekted Riting Wrules - Especially useful for all those students and such writing papers... 1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. 3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. 4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive. 5. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat) 6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration. 7. Be more or less specific. 8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary. 9. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies. 10. No sentence fragments. 11. Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used. 12. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos. 13. Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous. 14. One should NEVER generalize. 15. Comparisons are as bad as cliches. 16. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. 17. One-word sentences? Eliminate. 18. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake. 19. The passive voice is to be ignored. 20. Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas. 21. Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice. 22. Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them. 23. Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth earth-shaking ideas. 24. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." 25. If you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand times: Resist hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it correctly. 26. Puns are for children, not groan readers. 27. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms. 28. Even IF a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed. 29. Who needs rhetorical questions? 30. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement. And the last one... 31. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepenthe Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Good one, I know I overuse parentheses when writing on forums, but I never do it "in real life". Strange. You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/...ome-Peeping-Tom Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Good one, I know I overuse parentheses when writing on forums, but I never do it "in real life". Strange. I, abuse, commas, like, there's, no, tomorrow. I also vouch to boldly split infinitives at every available opportunity. Because that rule is made up. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 I also vouch to boldly split infinitives at every available opportunity. Because that rule is made up. "By the way, would you convey my compliments to the purist who reads your proofs and tell him or her that I write in a sort of broken-down patois which is something like the way a Swiss-waiter talks, and that when I split an infinitive, God damn it, I split it so it will remain split, and when I interrupt the velvety smoothness of my more or less literate syntax with a few sudden words of barroom vernacular, this is done with the eyes wide open and the mind relaxed and attentive. The method may not be perfect, but it is all I have." "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepenthe Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Good one, I know I overuse parentheses when writing on forums, but I never do it "in real life". Strange. I, abuse, commas, like, there's, no, tomorrow. That I do in legal writing. I do an extra (sometimes only <- see) proof-reading pass just to remove all the extra commas... You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Sheep - horrifying creatures If you haven't already seen it, go watch Black Sheep “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Edit: Replaced links with better versions (without horrible music) “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Edit: Replaced links with better versions (without horrible music) The only words that exist as a suitable response to those videos would be filtered out. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Edit: Replaced links with better versions (without horrible music) That is just insane. He can't have been more than 3 feet off the ground! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 I liked the second video too. At 1:02 you see the same pass from the pilots perspective “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drowsy Emperor Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 И погибе Српски кнез Лазаре,И његова сва изгибе војска, Седамдесет и седам иљада;Све је свето и честито билоИ миломе Богу приступачно. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 http://yourownimage.info/Bohemian-Rhapsody.html Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQwI05LRGYM...feature=related Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hildegard Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadySands Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slinky Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 And I'm all "goddammit!" if I have spent over 60 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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