Guard Dog Posted January 12, 2020 Posted January 12, 2020 8 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Guard Dog Posted January 12, 2020 Posted January 12, 2020 (edited) Edited January 12, 2020 by Guard Dog 2 1 3 1 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Raithe Posted January 12, 2020 Posted January 12, 2020 2 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Guard Dog Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 5 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Gorth Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 So, umm, I’m old enough to recognise Yoko Ono, but who’s the woman to the right? 1 “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
Chilloutman Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 50 minutes ago, Gorth said: So, umm, I’m old enough to recognise Yoko Ono, but who’s the woman to the right? same here 1 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"
the_dog_days Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 That's Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with less makeup. Its a joke about her trying to breakup the DNC. 5 1
Keyrock Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 11 hours ago, the_dog_days said: That's Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with less makeup. Its a joke about her trying to breakup the DNC. She looks like a human in that picture. RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Amentep Posted January 13, 2020 Author Posted January 13, 2020 15 hours ago, Gorth said: So, umm, I’m old enough to recognise Yoko Ono, but who’s the woman to the right? 15 hours ago, the_dog_days said: That's Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with less makeup. Its a joke about her trying to breakup the DNC. I'm probably missing the joke, but I was under the impression it was Meghan Markle and a reference to her and Harry leaving the royal family... 1 I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man
the_dog_days Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 58 minutes ago, Amentep said: I'm probably missing the joke, but I was under the impression it was Meghan Markle and a reference to her and Harry leaving the royal family... Is that who it is? In my defense they do look remarkably similar and the joke works either way. 1
Gfted1 Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 Wait, you were being serious? 2 1 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
rjshae Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 You'll have to speak up... "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Raithe Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Guard Dog Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 4 hours ago, Gfted1 said: Wait, you were being serious? Beat me to it! "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Raithe Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 6 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
rjshae Posted January 14, 2020 Posted January 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Raithe said: Funny way to spell horde... "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Gorth Posted January 14, 2020 Posted January 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, rjshae said: Funny way to spell horde... Omg, I remember how much that typo always irritated me in Kotor2 (Vogga’s “horde”) “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
kirottu Posted January 14, 2020 Posted January 14, 2020 Bob Mortimer is a magnificent bastard. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
rjshae Posted January 14, 2020 Posted January 14, 2020 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Skarpen Posted January 14, 2020 Posted January 14, 2020 1 hour ago, rjshae said: You guys have candles that smell like Gwyneth Paltrow?
Gfted1 Posted January 14, 2020 Posted January 14, 2020 A certain part of her, yes. Decades ago I was at a flea market in Jacksonville FL and one of the vendors was selling incense. There had to be 50 different plastic bottles, each holding dozens of incense sticks, each with some scent written on the side. One of those bottles was labeled the slang name for a kitty cat. It was completely sold out. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Malcador Posted January 15, 2020 Posted January 15, 2020 1 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
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