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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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So, umm, I’m old enough to recognise Yoko Ono, but who’s the woman to the right? 😳

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“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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50 minutes ago, Gorth said:

So, umm, I’m old enough to recognise Yoko Ono, but who’s the woman to the right? 😳

same here

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11 hours ago, the_dog_days said:

That's Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with less makeup. Its a joke about her trying to breakup the DNC.

She looks like a human in that picture.

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15 hours ago, Gorth said:

So, umm, I’m old enough to recognise Yoko Ono, but who’s the woman to the right? 😳

 

15 hours ago, the_dog_days said:

That's Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with less makeup. Its a joke about her trying to breakup the DNC.

I'm probably missing the joke, but I was under the impression it was Meghan Markle and a reference to her and Harry leaving the royal family... 😐

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58 minutes ago, Amentep said:

 

I'm probably missing the joke, but I was under the impression it was Meghan Markle and a reference to her and Harry leaving the royal family... 😐

Is that who it is? In my defense they do look remarkably similar and the joke works either way. 

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4 hours ago, Gfted1 said:

Wait, you were being serious? :lol:

Beat me to it!

 

"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

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2 minutes ago, rjshae said:

Funny way to spell horde...

Omg, I remember how much that typo always irritated me in Kotor2 (Vogga’s “horde”) 😂

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A certain part of her, yes.

Decades ago I was at a flea market in Jacksonville FL and one of the vendors was selling incense. There had to be 50 different plastic bottles, each holding dozens of incense sticks, each with some scent written on the side. One of those bottles was labeled the slang name for a kitty cat. It was completely sold out. :lol:  

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