Raithe Posted August 15, 2018 Posted August 15, 2018 How was your job interview yesterday? Well, I entered the office, found a man sitting on a large black leather chair with feet resting foron the table…. He pointed towards his laptop, asked me to take it and go outside, then come back and try to sell him the laptop… ... He thought himself as actor Leonardo Di Caprio of “The wolf of wall street” movie…So I took the laptop and left… Left… ?? Then what ?? Nothing… 30 minutes later he called me up, begging me to return his laptop to him cause all his work and important documents were in it….. So I asked him: Will you buy it ?? 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
rjshae Posted August 15, 2018 Posted August 15, 2018 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Gfted1 Posted August 15, 2018 Posted August 15, 2018 Obvious Plant 2 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Raithe Posted August 15, 2018 Posted August 15, 2018 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
rjshae Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 8 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
rjshae Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Raithe Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 6 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
teknoman2 Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 3 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.
the_dog_days Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 ^Gotta ask, who's Markus (this is a real question)? 5
ShadySands Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 I was also wondering 1 Free games updated 3/4/21
Keyrock Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 Same 1 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Zoraptor Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 Markus Persson aka Notch, obviously. Bit harsh saying he hasn't got as much personality as Doomguy, but I imagine the ability to roll around in a swimming pool full of c notes will cushion the insult's effects somewhat, as will him apparently now being a fairly buff outdoorsman instead of a slightly chubby geek looking fellow. (Marcus Fenix from Gears of War? Apart from Fallout 2 Marcus- fairly sure that isn't him unless Beth canon gave him extensive plastic surgery sometime- he's the only one I can think of but I don't have a clue what he looks like)
ShadySands Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 Tracked it down. Detroit: Becoming Human or something like that Free games updated 3/4/21
Oner Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 Yeah, Markus is the black robo-Jesus of the game. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Raithe Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 8 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 (edited) For those outside the UK, UCAS is the admin organisation you have to go through when applying to University ; This is the reply they sent to a girl who jokingly filled out an application to Hogwarts as her first choice university. Edited August 17, 2018 by Raithe 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 Depending on your enjoyment of Supernatural... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsy06n-omrg& 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
teknoman2 Posted August 18, 2018 Posted August 18, 2018 7 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.
rjshae Posted August 18, 2018 Posted August 18, 2018 4 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Raithe Posted August 18, 2018 Posted August 18, 2018 "And the band played "I feel pretty" as the first chapter of the dykes on bikes rode into town singing along, throwing glitter bombs wherever they went..." 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted August 18, 2018 Posted August 18, 2018 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted August 18, 2018 Posted August 18, 2018 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted August 18, 2018 Posted August 18, 2018 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
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