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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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People are like "feathers ruined dinosaurs, they're not scary" while people get their butts kicked routinely by pea****s and swans.

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The sky had never seemed so sky, the world had never seemed so world.

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People are like "feathers ruined dinosaurs, they're not scary" while people get their butts kicked routinely by pea****s and swans.

 

Those people have never lived with wild geese in their yard.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"I care nothing for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it"

Abraham Lincoln

 

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"I care nothing for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it"

Abraham Lincoln

 

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Note to self... stay away from Kansas City

 

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"I care nothing for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it"

Abraham Lincoln

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Faith in humanity restored.

I just saw a little old lady help a teenager with an iphone across the road.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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never gets old:

 

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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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Soldiers get leave, no ?


Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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never gets old:

 

I would say that I remember a time where this didn't come off as creepy but Lazy Town was always pedo bait.

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I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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It's always entertainment when two of the industry's most horrible rappers try to diss each other. As we wait for the response to MGK (A nobody) from the has-been worshipped by old folks (Eminem), who was seen playing Pac-Man earlier today....

Smart people suspect this is a publicity stunt to keep Em and MGK current, and afloat in trending articles. One would assume he is sending a message through playing MGK's favorite video game.


Just what do you think you're doing?! You dare to come between me and my prey? Is it a habit of yours to scurry about, getting in the way and causing bother?

 

What are you still bothering me for? I'm a Knight. I'm not interested in your childish games. I need my rest.

 

Begone! Lest I draw my nail...

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