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It would be a lot funnier.. if it wasn't so true.

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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I love it, I can't believe someone can take him so seriously he feels the need to censor him xD

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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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"One's days are too brief to take the burden of another's errors on one's shoulders. Each man lived his own life and paid his own price for living it"

 

Oscar Wilde

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"One's days are too brief to take the burden of another's errors on one's shoulders. Each man lived his own life and paid his own price for living it"

 

Oscar Wilde

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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When you realise most of the forum regulars seem to be hitting that middle-aged point and starting families...

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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^ Should give them a tattoo at birth with their ID. I'm sure nothing bad will come out of it.

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"only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die."

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^ that's what happens if you only post stuff into funneh things thread, but don't actually read it.

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"only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die."

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