Raithe Posted December 16, 2017 Posted December 16, 2017 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted December 16, 2017 Posted December 16, 2017 Four-word Christmas horror stories:Going to the shopsThere’s nowhere to parkWe’re out of cheeseLet’s play a game!Delivered to a neighbourThe family have arrivedGet out the fridgeEnd of the sellotapeDecided what you want?I’ll have a thinkDon’t get me anything 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
teknoman2 Posted December 16, 2017 Posted December 16, 2017 6 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.
rjshae Posted December 16, 2017 Posted December 16, 2017 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
rjshae Posted December 16, 2017 Posted December 16, 2017 Yeah, pretty much. 5 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Raithe Posted December 16, 2017 Posted December 16, 2017 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Katphood Posted December 16, 2017 Posted December 16, 2017 1 There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.
Guard Dog Posted December 17, 2017 Posted December 17, 2017 Got this in an e-mail.... to funny not to share: 5 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Guard Dog Posted December 17, 2017 Posted December 17, 2017 You are reading WAY too much into that! "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Raithe Posted December 17, 2017 Posted December 17, 2017 (edited) Wrong on so many levels. Edited December 20, 2017 by Raithe 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
kirottu Posted December 17, 2017 Posted December 17, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9swKKZy0CCM 2 This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
injurai Posted December 17, 2017 Posted December 17, 2017 Mitchell & Webb + Peep Show has got to be the most enduring comic material for me.
Orogun01 Posted December 17, 2017 Posted December 17, 2017 1 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
rjshae Posted December 18, 2017 Posted December 18, 2017 Remember to eat it slowly and savor every bite... 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Chilloutman Posted December 18, 2017 Posted December 18, 2017 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"
Raithe Posted December 18, 2017 Posted December 18, 2017 9 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 This one might be a bit on the edge.. "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
rjshae Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 7 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Malcador Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 https://i.imgur.com/yH25jLZ.gifv Got a good laugh out of "You want Santa to be real. You NEED Santa to be real" 4 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Hurlshort Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 https://i.imgur.com/yH25jLZ.gifv Got a good laugh out of "You want Santa to be real. You NEED Santa to be real" Heh, my kids are 7 and 10, the struggle is real. I'm pretty sure my daughter knows and is just riding it out because she doesn't want to grow up yet.
Malcador Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 My sister and I never believed in that crap so I guess our parents were lucky 1 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Katphood Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 Evil Craig is awesome! There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.
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