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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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"How did you handle the transition from childhood to adulthood?"

"I'm eating steak in bed at 3:30 in the morning in my Batman jammies while I play video games. When the **** did the transition happen?

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.

 

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

 

“Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3:00 in the morning!”

 

He slams the door and returns to bed.

 

“Who was that?” asked his wife.

 

“Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.

 

“Did you help him?” she asks.

 

“No, I did not, it’s 3am in the morning and it’s well pouring with rain out there!”

 

“Well, you have a short memory,” says his wife. “Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!

 

“God loves drunk people too you know.”

 

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

 

He calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you still there?”

 

“Yes,” comes back the answer.

 

“Do you still need a push?” calls out the husband.

 

“Yes, please!” comes the reply from the dark.

 

“Where are you?” asks the husband.

 

“Over here on the swing,!”

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Thanks for shopping Pawn-O-Matic!

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