Guard Dog Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 In Great Britain you don't have to buy a sex doll, the let you rent them. 1 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Katphood Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 best. commercial. EVER! 3 There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.
Agiel Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 They say the best abstracts are short and to the point: 2 Quote “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.” -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>> Quote "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete." -Rod Serling
redneckdevil Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 I find it funny bc recently I got a couple of friends posting about the sex dolls on Facebook and it literally is basically what he posted lol.
Raithe Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Fiach Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 A farmer goes to a livestock dealer and buys an anvil, a bucket, two chickens, and a goose. The farmer looks at his purchases and says, “Damn, I WALKED here. How am I gonna carry all this home? The livestock dealer said, “Why don’t you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?” “Hey, thanks!” the farmer said, and off he went. While walking home he met a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, “Can you tell me how to get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane?” The farmer said, “Well, as a matter of fact, I live just down the road from there. Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time.” The little old lady said, “I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?” The farmer said, “Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?” She replied, “Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket … and I’ll hold the chickens.” 3 Thanks for shopping Pawn-O-Matic!
Raithe Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Guard Dog Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 3 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Malcador Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 (edited) Hm, these days I doubt that's effective at all what with smartphones in abundance. Also wonder how many people near the window actually look out it at the ground. Edited January 22, 2018 by Malcador Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Guard Dog Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 You are SUCH a cynic! "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
smjjames Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 That photo is still worth a chuckle though. 1
Malcador Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 You are SUCH a cynic! Nothing to do with cynicism, maybe overthinking a joke. Does seem like an old joke, I can swear I've heard something about this before. But I suppose if he manages to troll even a handful of people a year it's worth the effort of painting it and maintaining it to him. At least in the months without snow - unless he has some sort of heating system but I can't imagine that'd work well (he'd get nasty ice damming, no?). Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Malcador Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 You have a very poor understanding of slogansHm, it's not hard to see what she was getting at, she should have said 'respected the same as' though to be totally clear on her intent. Also yeah, I double posted, TrueNeutral, what are you gonna do about it ? Point out what a lazy tosser I am? 1 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
smjjames Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 (edited) *pokes mal's double post* heh. edit: Lol your edit mal. Edited January 22, 2018 by smjjames
Hurlshort Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 You have a very poor understanding of slogansHm, it's not hard to see what she was getting at, she should have said 'respected the same as' though to be totally clear on her intent. Also probably be nice if women had a powerful lobby group that fought for their rights in Washington, and if the same people that freak out about their guns being grabbed also freaked out about women's hoohah's being grabbed.
Amentep Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 You have a very poor understanding of slogansHm, it's not hard to see what she was getting at, she should have said 'respected the same as' though to be totally clear on her intent. Also yeah, I double posted, TrueNeutral, what are you gonna do about it ? He could edit your second post into your first post and then delete the second, now blank, post. For example. I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man
Malcador Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 Huh? But women are independent, strong and powerful. Why would they need some lobby?Because they are individually so, but also don't have the same power as a lobby group at that level. It's simple, really. He could edit your second post into your first post and then delete the second, now blank, post. For example.Et tu, Amentep. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Gfted1 Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 Rhetorical question, meet Tep. Whats the "number of posts in a row by the same poster" rule again? Obviously even two is too many but what about the passage of time? If 2H passes, then its cool? 6H? 12H? "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Hurlshort Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 You have a very poor understanding of slogansHm, it's not hard to see what she was getting at, she should have said 'respected the same as' though to be totally clear on her intent. Also probably be nice if women had a powerful lobby group that fought for their rights in Washington, and if the same people that freak out about their guns being grabbed also freaked out about women's hoohah's being grabbed.Huh? But women are independent, strong and powerful. Why would they need some lobby? Considering you have posted multiple 'jokes' recently that treat women like objects, clearly they still have a ways to go for independence, strength and power.
Blarghagh Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 I'm okay with the occassional double post but things were getting ridiculous in the politics thread. If you've got something to say a while later, fine, but if you click 'new reply' right after pressing 'post' then you're being a bit of a lazy tosser. 2
Amentep Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 Rhetorical question, meet Tep. Whats the "number of posts in a row by the same poster" rule again? Obviously even two is too many but what about the passage of time? If 2H passes, then its cool? 6H? 12H? 'And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." ' 5 I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man
Hurlshort Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 (edited) Independent, strong and powerful people need to be able to take a joke as they are in a spotlight. Comes with the territory and I think women are perfectly able to take it. No need for white knights to protect them. Do you notice how you keep speaking for women and saying what they need? Do you feel that is a good quality? edit: As for the white knight stuff, I suppose I am tilting at windmills. Edited January 22, 2018 by Hurlshot
Malcador Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 It's like Reddit in here. 1 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Volourn Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 Women don't have 'powerful' lobby groups that push for them in Washington? That is laughable and a lie. Women's groups are so powerful they can shut down men's shelters with a snap of their fingers. DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.
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