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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

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Today's headline reads, "Trump Campaign Manager Charged with Battery in Florida".

 

Is just me or does anybody else wonder where his plug is located?

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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I have no idea what this word is.

 

 

Waltersobchakeit

The German term for when a person makes up a random German-sounding word out of nowhere and people believe it anyway.

A: Hey guys, I've made a new German word: Waltersobchakeit! It means "You're not wrong, you're just an ****."

B: Ich bin sicher, dass das ein Charakter von "The Big Lebowski" ist, Dummkoph.

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http://news.sky.com/video/1669986/parrot-attack-oz-reporters-fright

 

Shame I felt sorry for her but her reaction is funny  :biggrin:

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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