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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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I work for a French company and everyone that I've met from our Paris office has been a butthead so I refuse to learn French out of spite.... and the fact that I'm terrible with languages

 

When it comes to the French, I can only agree with the old English saying: "France is a beautiful country, a shame about the French." o:)

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Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

 

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the best phrase to know i as many languages as you can is "i dont know"

here's some examples (spelling may be wrong is some)

non lo so - italian

(not sure about this one) no intiendo -spanish

ich weis nicht - german

wakara nai - japanese

je ne sais pas - french

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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Teknoman2 said:

 

"the best phrase to know i as many languages as you can is "i dont know"

here's some examples (spelling may be wrong is some)

non lo so - italian

(not sure about this one) no intiendo -spanish

ich weis nicht - german

wakara nai - japanese

je ne sais pas - french"

 

Haven't the foggiest old boy - English.

 

Edit: Sometimes the quoting system on this board is positively frightful, Volourn may have had the right idea all along.

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Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

 

Tea for the teapot!

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(not sure about this one) no intiendo -spanish

 

My memory is rusty (because decades), but I think "no entiendo" is "I don't understand".

 

"No sé" is "I don't know" maybe?

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I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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Teknoman2 said:

 

"the best phrase to know i as many languages as you can is "i dont know"

here's some examples (spelling may be wrong is some)

non lo so - italian

(not sure about this one) no intiendo -spanish

ich weis nicht - german

wakara nai - japanese

je ne sais pas - french"

 

Haven't the foggiest old boy - English.

 

Edit: Sometimes the quoting system on this board is positively frightful, Volourn may have had the right idea all along.

 

Noooooo, there is only one Volo! Use the BBCode mode to edit quotes. :biggrin:

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No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.

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I'll never understand the public's fascination with uncooked / under-cooked meat.

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I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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So people say.  I don't get it.  Guess I just don't have the sophisticated palate.

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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