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I don't even care about the game, I just want that character creator.  Dammit, Korea, keep your game, just send us the character creator.  I want to make a short, fat, insanely stocky dude with a monocle and a super exaggerated cleft chin.

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I don't even care about the game, I just want that character creator.  Dammit, Korea, keep your game, just send us the character creator.  I want to make a short, fat, insanely stocky dude with a monocle and a super exaggerated cleft chin.

 

Is this another of those games that will never be released in the west?

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If that's some multiplayer / whatever game, then you surely know what kind of characters the people will create.

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Is this another of those games that will never be released in the west?

 

Yeah.  It's a Korean MMO called Black Desert, most likely it will never see the light of day out west.  

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Is this another of those games that will never be released in the west?

 

Yeah.  It's a Korean MMO called Black Desert, most likely it will never see the light of day out west.  

 

Well the solution is simple, we all learn Korean.

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Is that woman trying to pull the leg-hose out of her butt?

 

...it's a nice chr. character, actually, but I'm disappointed because most of the male heads shown are kinda fugly. Maybe it's the hair. I'm picky about hair.

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I'm not upset that ME4 might be console only, I've always considered the ME games a console franchise anyway. Just means it will take me a while to get it since I wont be able to afford a console for at least a year or more.

I don't really get what the big deal is, to be honest.

 

If I lost sleep everytime some game that looked like i'd enjoy came to some system I didn't have I'd never have slept through the 90s.

 

Because a lot of people enjoyed ME3, as hard as that is for some to fathom, and suddenly placing a series they enjoyed out of their reach is a pretty dickish move ("just buy a console" is not a reasonable argument). This is entirely different from a franchise that is console exclusive, in which case I'd agree with your point.

 

 

 

I don't even care about the game, I just want that character creator.  Dammit, Korea, keep your game, just send us the character creator.  I want to make a short, fat, insanely stocky dude with a monocle and a super exaggerated cleft chin.

If that isn't EVE Online's character creator it's at least a very good copy (I feel like I've mentioned this before, is this the same game? Or is the tech going around in the East?).

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This season has a new feature in the form of some episode-to-episode continuity. Among them, one calls back to the one which dealt with "freemium" games, where Stan spent all of his family's savings on microtransactions (he stole his father credit card). Now Randy, who's a famous singer by disguise, must take on a gig because they're broke:

 

Manager: You have to take on this gig. ... Freemium games destroy lives.

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The new Let's Play craze also raises the interest of Cartman. You can make money by playing games and commenting on them? Hmm....

 

You can watch the episode on South Park Studio's website (link above) for free, if you can withstand 3 repeats of the same ~40 sec ad block.

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I don't even care about the game, I just want that character creator.  Dammit, Korea, keep your game, just send us the character creator.  I want to make a short, fat, insanely stocky dude with a monocle and a super exaggerated cleft chin.

God, that Asian gameplay

 

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I'm not upset that ME4 might be console only, I've always considered the ME games a console franchise anyway. Just means it will take me a while to get it since I wont be able to afford a console for at least a year or more.

I don't really get what the big deal is, to be honest.

 

If I lost sleep everytime some game that looked like i'd enjoy came to some system I didn't have I'd never have slept through the 90s.

 

Because a lot of people enjoyed ME3, as hard as that is for some to fathom, and suddenly placing a series they enjoyed out of their reach is a pretty dickish move ("just buy a console" is not a reasonable argument). This is entirely different from a franchise that is console exclusive, in which case I'd agree with your point.

 

Well the original Mass Effect WAS a console exclusive (it was a year before the Windows port was realeased). And computer gamers were mad about that at the time as well - that a new franchise had an uncertain future with computer gamers - so the idea that this is simply because people liked a multiplatform series that is "suddenly" console exclusive isn't true.

 

And I imagine many of those PC complainers about ME1 would have been happy to tell console gamers to "buy a computer" had ME1 been a PC exclusive.

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God, that Asian gameplay

 

Something I like, if you're fighting something huuuge - it's all about avoiding being hit.

 

I always thought it was extremely silly in western RPGs that the tiny human in thin armour could withstand a massive hit from a dragon that would essentially flatten a solid metal object of the same size. Or deflect an Ogre's sword.. The big creatures look deadly in Asian games and the humans win by speed and strategy. Which I feel is fairly realistic if such an encounter could take place.

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Is this another of those games that will never be released in the west?

 

Yeah.  It's a Korean MMO called Black Desert, most likely it will never see the light of day out west.  

 

 

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Is this another of those games that will never be released in the west?

 

Yeah.  It's a Korean MMO called Black Desert, most likely it will never see the light of day out west.  

 

 

Boo

 

 

It has publisher in EU and NA and they are working to produce English client for the game

 

http://massively.joystiq.com/2014/07/24/black-deserts-na-and-eu-publisher-is-daum/

http://2p.com/3235374_1/Pearl-Abyss-Is-Working-on-Black-Deserts-English-Client-by-Nichole.htm

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Is this another of those games that will never be released in the west?

 

Yeah.  It's a Korean MMO called Black Desert, most likely it will never see the light of day out west.  

 

 

Boo

 

 

It has publisher in EU and NA and they are working to produce English client for the game

 

http://massively.joystiq.com/2014/07/24/black-deserts-na-and-eu-publisher-is-daum/

http://2p.com/3235374_1/Pearl-Abyss-Is-Working-on-Black-Deserts-English-Client-by-Nichole.htm

 

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"I always thought it was extremely silly in western RPGs that the tiny human in thin armour could withstand a massive hit from a dragon that would essentially flatten a solid metal object of the same size. Or deflect an Ogre's sword.. The big creatures look deadly in Asian games and the humans win by speed and strategy. Which I feel is fairly realistic if such an encounter could take place."

 

Talks about 'realism' when discussing ogres and dragons. O.M.G.

 

But, hey, people been barely hurt after being bit by sharks or even mauled by bears. Some humans have even kicked a bear's ass before. I guess that's not realistic, huh?

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I'm excited for Gat out of Hell when I found out it actually has a new map.

 

The biggest thing I dislike about IV is it reusing Steelport. That and cars being useless a couple missions in.

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Well, you get even more powers now... Demonic powers. :>

 

I don't mind it. Driving cars isn't exactly what made the games fun to me.

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I'm excited for Gat out of Hell when I found out it actually has a new map.

 

The biggest thing I dislike about IV is it reusing Steelport. That and cars being useless a couple missions in.

I didn't mind cars becoming useless.  Running through the streets at hyper speed with stuff blowing up left and right and soaring through the skies are things I found extremely fun, plus it cut down travel time a lot, which I found highly beneficial.  I know this is a divisive issue and many people very much disliked Saints Row abandoning the gang gameplay, but I'm very happy they did.  I love that they went full on ridiculous. 

 

As for Steelport, agreed 100%.  Steelport was a pretty dull sandbox to begin with.  Having it recycled for a second game didn't do it any favors.

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