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Huh, looks like we'll be visiting the Black City. Which would be cool and not entirely unsurprising, when I think about it, which I hadn't. :p

the black city will be:

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Edmonton_Common

 

when those wizards saw the fugly, tacky and boorish monstrosity that were the Creator's "heaven," they were disappointed and mildly appalled. in a fit o' pique, the Creator cursed the mocking intruders-- turned 'em into the first darkspawn.

 

what? you really think bioware will come up with something better?

 

HA! Good Fun!

 

I am not opposed to the idea of the Maker being a petulant, child like entity. 

 

 

The idea that mages actually corrupted heaven always appealed to me in the first game, I hope they do it right.

The City was already corrupted when the mages entered.

 

The Maker will probably be final boss.

 

Sandal's monologue in DA2 essentially confirms the Maker is bull****.

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You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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I am not opposed to the idea of the Maker being a petulant, child like entity. 

 

 

You could even call it an homage to the fanbase!

Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

 

 

I am not opposed to the idea of the Maker being a petulant, child like entity. 

 

 

You could even call it an homage to the fanbase!

 

Or a tribute to ME's ending.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Or a tribute to the Obsidian forums! Or any internet based site culture!

DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

 

 

 

The idea that mages actually corrupted heaven always appealed to me in the first game, I hope they do it right.

The City was already corrupted when the mages entered.

 

The Maker will probably be final boss.

 

Sandal's monologue in DA2 essentially confirms the Maker is bull****.

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Sandal has a prophecy for ya if you click on him, like, eighty zillion times.

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This "quote" almost gave me an aneurysm.

This "quote" almost gave me an aneurysm.

What's the most aneurysms a quote has given you?
I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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What the ... why is this ... who are these quotes coming ... no, no more blindingly glib marketing polish. Stop. Jessica Merizan, is this you, please don't be. 

All Stop. On Screen.

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This "quote" almost gave me an aneurysm.

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The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

Why is there a porn star at #EAE3 ?

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

Can you play as a Qunari? Or just human, dwarf, elf? And if so can you be a Qunari mage?

Free games updated 3/4/21

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This "quote" almost gave me an aneurysm.

That is the dumbest ****ing thing I've read in quite some time. I might still like DA:I, if none of the characters talk. And what the hell does he have on his back, a bazooka?.

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This "quote" almost gave me an aneurysm.

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"Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

Can you play as a Qunari? Or just human, dwarf, elf? And if so can you be a Qunari mage?

Don't be silly, you're human. Get used to it.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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"That is the dumbest ****ing thing I've read in quite some time."

 

You should read the Obsidian forums more.

DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

Lol such an epic Troll you are Volourn. 

 

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Pft.

 

You're meant to do a user:Volourn forum post search then post the link to that with a pithy comment about helping people to find moranic posts on the Obsidz forums easily or summat.

 

(Don't really see any reason to dislike their quotes particularly, Bioware's "I want to be a Whedon" approach has been apparent for some time and those quotes are just more of the same in that regard)

What's the most aneurysms a quote has given you?

I don't get it.

 

Anyways, another one:

 

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You know if someone had told me during the days of Black Isle that BW would end up producing romance simulators I would had said: " That makes absolute and perfect sense"

 

Edit: Also she looks like a cross between a nug and elf;  possible illegitimate child to the Warden.

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I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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I take it the companions in DA:I have taken too many blows to the head. Or Enchantment is spreading.

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Are those quotes that Bioware picked out to introduce characters?  Because they are terrible.

 

But honestly the advertising for the Dragon Age has been terrible since they decided to focus on blood splatter as a selling point.

To be extra nitpicky she's got those annoying asymmetric gloves Bioware loves.

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You know if someone had told me during the days of Black Isle that BW would end up producing romance simulators I would had said: " That makes absolute and perfect sense"

 

Edit: Also she looks like a cross between a nug and elf;  possible illegitimate child to the Warden.

 

Her face kind of looks like that dwarf girl from Dragon Age Origins who went to study with the Mages and Templars.

"Console exclusive is such a harsh word." - Darque

"Console exclusive is two words Darque." - Nartwak (in response to Darque's observation)

She has nice lips though, but her hair is ****. 

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