LadyCrimson Posted February 11, 2014 Author Share Posted February 11, 2014 I'm glad your mother came to visit, Woldan. Good thing she was there. Today I'm going to buy a new slow-cooker and make some tasty beef soup. The grey weather has me in the mood for such. Plus it makes the house smell nice. 1 “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Today I'm sick and it's cold. Going to study and play video games. 1 "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepenthe Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Oh yeah, forgot to mention the high point of my day: a corporate law client with a tiny waist and absolutely enormous breasts that she liked to prop on my desc during the meeting. Seriously, I wished I had some way of taking a picture just as a rebuttal of "unrealistic and cartoonish" body types, but apparently a massive rack does fall under client attorney privilege... Hehe, "fall under"... 3 You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Geez Woldan, get better soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte Carlo Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Woldan would you like some grapes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Labadal Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Today I learned we can't show DVD/BD movies to the kids at work. Some copyright infringement BS law that has apparently been passed. That means no more movies in school! We can't even keep the ones we bought. Politicians... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Battling my fever of 101, boy is sleeping through that fun. Seems to breaking now, so will cross fingers. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Today I learned we can't show DVD/BD movies to the kids at work. Some copyright infringement BS law that has apparently been passed. That means no more movies in school! We can't even keep the ones we bought. Politicians... That's crazy. I use movies regularly in my history classes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 I'm watching the Japan/Russia womens hockey game. Apparently these ladies think a check is something you buy groceries with. There has been 0 contact in this game. On another note some of the Russian players are hot. 2 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGX-17 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 (edited) Distraught because my local public radio station is doing their membership drive and, thus, I'm too irritated to listen, so now I have no idea what's happening in the world. Also, wishing there were more HD closeups of womens' speedskating. That is not as lewd as it sounds. OK, maybe it is. -Portlanders are as inept dealing with snow, ice and slush as usual (excluding those persons who actually go to the mountains a proverbial stones throw from the city.) Some morons spinned out in front of my driveway and are cursing loudly while ineptly placing wooden planks before their front wheels. I feel no inclination toward aiding these people as they are "neighbors" who frequently cause audio disruptions late at night. By "neighbors" I mean "hostile invaders who have violated my lifelong territory whose attachments to this place are fleeting at best." Edited February 12, 2014 by AGX-17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadySands Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Looking at a promotion at work which is nice I guess In other news I'm now a private investigator so I can cross that off my list of cool jobs/things I want to be when I grow up. My current list as it stands below Corporate drone Bartender Marine Model Small business owner Private investigator A spy Space cowboy Gangster of love Maurice Batman 7 Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Looking at a promotion at work which is nice I guess In other news I'm now a private investigator so I can cross that off my list of cool jobs/things I want to be when I grow up. My current list as it stands below Corporate drone Bartender Marine Model Small business owner Private investigator A spy Space cowboy Gangster of love Maurice Batman *Walsingham wonders how much it would cost to hire another PI to locate Shady, then to pay a dame in a red dress to walk into his office and say something sassy* 2 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceVC Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Battling my fever of 101, boy is sleeping through that fun. Seems to breaking now, so will cross fingers. Malc if I was you I would lie next to your pet moose, that way you are guaranteed to keep warm !!! "Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss” John Milton "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” - George Bernard Shaw "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceVC Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Looking at a promotion at work which is nice I guess In other news I'm now a private investigator so I can cross that off my list of cool jobs/things I want to be when I grow up. My current list as it stands below Corporate drone Bartender Marine Model Small business owner Private investigator A spy Space cowboy Gangster of love Maurice Batman You've had some interesting professions, nice one What did you enjoy the most overall? "Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss” John Milton "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” - George Bernard Shaw "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte Carlo Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Let's swap classic Raymond Chandler-esque lines for Shady. "She rolled her eyes at me. I picked them up and rolled them back." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoonDing Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 (edited) I bet PI work nowadays is 90% browsing through people's Facebook. Edited February 12, 2014 by Drudanae 2 The ending of the words is ALMSIVI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 (edited) I bet PI work nowadays is 90% browsing through people's Facebook. There's a short film here somewhere. ~~ EDIT: In other news, I just lost my fence to the wind. Edited February 12, 2014 by Walsingham "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I bet PI work nowadays is 90% browsing through people's Facebook. There's a short film here somewhere. ~~ EDIT: In other news, I just lost my fence to the wind. Is Toto fine? I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azdeus Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 (edited) Today I got a free and FAST ride with the ambulance and got free bed & breakfast at the intensive care station in the hospital. The bad news is my face and neck looks like I lost in a ghetto knife fight. Today early in the morning my mother visited me because I'm sick, we had a conversation when she suddenly screamed at me. My first thought was ''WTF, why is she screaming at me all of a sudden?....and why the hell am I laying on the floor and bleeding from my nose? Turns out I just collapsed in the middle of the conversation and I did not remember it, she said I collapsed like a fell tree, hit the desk with my head and was laying on the ground staring at the ceiling not responding for 5 minutes. She even slapped me in the face and I was not responding. Total brain switch off. The same thing happened again when the rescue crew arrived, I just passed out for 4-5 minutes and I did not notice it. My blood pressure dropped down to 37 and they panicked and hastily readied adrenaline injections when I woke up again. At the hospital they said it was caused by a bad combination of dehydration, lack of nutrients in my blood and the stomach flu. Doc said my heart is super fine, just like the rest of my body. I'm just glad its not neurological and I didn't knock my teeth out. I released myself though, they wanted to keep me for a couple of days but the boredom was driving me insane. Stomach flu sucks on so many levels. ****, I hope you get well soon, that sounds awful! Take care of yourself. I'm watching the Japan/Russia womens hockey game. Apparently these ladies think a check is something you buy groceries with. There has been 0 contact in this game. On another note some of the Russian players are hot. I did see some of the lingerie images of those russian players, and I sort of wonder how the hell they are able to play hockey because they had very little visible muscle to talk of. But then, what you say rings true with what I saw. If there's very little body contact you don't really need the mass and muscles in the same way. I actually prefer watching clean games, not that I mind checking if it's done properly, but players seem to have some sort of retardation wich prevents them from keeping the stick on the ice and hands away from faces... Edited February 12, 2014 by Azdeus Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepenthe Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I bet PI work nowadays is 90% browsing through people's Facebook. I always check FB when I have reason to suspect the victims are lying about their injuries (I've actually busted people this way... hello perjury...) 1 You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Looking at a promotion at work which is nice I guess In other news I'm now a private investigator so I can cross that off my list of cool jobs/things I want to be when I grow up. My current list as it stands below Corporate drone Bartender Marine Model Small business owner Private investigator A spy Space cowboy Gangster of love Maurice Batman I like the next one the best. I can just see it, a posh crowded casino in a fictional and heavilly sterotyped european country. Agent Sands strolls in wearing a perfectly cut tux, drinking a martini and still looking manly while doing it. At the roulette table a mysterious red haired beauty watches him enter. The story just writes itself! Until the alarm clock goes off! "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Today I got a free and FAST ride with the ambulance and got free bed & breakfast at the intensive care station in the hospital. The bad news is my face and neck looks like I lost in a ghetto knife fight. Today early in the morning my mother visited me because I'm sick, we had a conversation when she suddenly screamed at me. My first thought was ''WTF, why is she screaming at me all of a sudden?....and why the hell am I laying on the floor and bleeding from my nose? Turns out I just collapsed in the middle of the conversation and I did not remember it, she said I collapsed like a fell tree, hit the desk with my head and was laying on the ground staring at the ceiling not responding for 5 minutes. She even slapped me in the face and I was not responding. Total brain switch off. The same thing happened again when the rescue crew arrived, I just passed out for 4-5 minutes and I did not notice it. My blood pressure dropped down to 37 and they panicked and hastily readied adrenaline injections when I woke up again. At the hospital they said it was caused by a bad combination of dehydration, lack of nutrients in my blood and the stomach flu. Doc said my heart is super fine, just like the rest of my body. I'm just glad its not neurological and I didn't knock my teeth out. I released myself though, they wanted to keep me for a couple of days but the boredom was driving me insane. Stomach flu sucks on so many levels. ****, I hope you get well soon, that sounds awful! Take care of yourself. I'm watching the Japan/Russia womens hockey game. Apparently these ladies think a check is something you buy groceries with. There has been 0 contact in this game. On another note some of the Russian players are hot. I did see some of the lingerie images of those russian players, and I sort of wonder how the hell they are able to play hockey because they had very little visible muscle to talk of. But then, what you say rings true with what I saw. If there's very little body contact you don't really need the mass and muscles in the same way. I actually prefer watching clean games, not that I mind checking if it's done properly, but players seem to have some sort of retardation wich prevents them from keeping the stick on the ice and hands away from faces... Oh yeah, the passing was really sloppy. From the Russians at least. The japanese team at least could pass. They just couldn't score. Their first goal was just a happy accident "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azdeus Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Oh yeah, the passing was really sloppy. From the Russians at least. The japanese team at least could pass. They just couldn't score. Their first goal was just a happy accident Too bad, I'd have been glad to see them win actually. I'm going to try and watch the Sweden - Czech game tonight, but I reckon the commercials will drive me insane before the end of the first period. Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Well the wind is howling, the trees outside are bending, and the coast is being lashed by the channel waters. The neighbours house has lost some more roofing tiles that have exploded against our wall. I was going to lay in bed to let a headache pass, but the combination of a desire for tea, and a bloody nose drove me from the covers. So now I am having a lunch(ish) pause to drink fresh tea, and have some blueberry pancakes ... "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
213374U Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Today I got a free and FAST ride with the ambulance and got free bed & breakfast at the intensive care station in the hospital. The bad news is my face and neck looks like I lost in a ghetto knife fight. Today early in the morning my mother visited me because I'm sick, we had a conversation when she suddenly screamed at me. My first thought was ''WTF, why is she screaming at me all of a sudden?....and why the hell am I laying on the floor and bleeding from my nose? Turns out I just collapsed in the middle of the conversation and I did not remember it, she said I collapsed like a fell tree, hit the desk with my head and was laying on the ground staring at the ceiling not responding for 5 minutes. She even slapped me in the face and I was not responding. Total brain switch off. The same thing happened again when the rescue crew arrived, I just passed out for 4-5 minutes and I did not notice it. My blood pressure dropped down to 37 and they panicked and hastily readied adrenaline injections when I woke up again. At the hospital they said it was caused by a bad combination of dehydration, lack of nutrients in my blood and the stomach flu. Doc said my heart is super fine, just like the rest of my body. I'm just glad its not neurological and I didn't knock my teeth out. I released myself though, they wanted to keep me for a couple of days but the boredom was driving me insane. Stomach flu sucks on so many levels. It's always a shock when the body goes "okay, that's enough, I'm taking over" after you've been ignoring the red flags for a while. Looks like you need to throttle back a bit—hope your obligations allow for it. Last time I got a stomach flu I had to cut recovery shorter than I would have otherwise because I was at risk of missing an important exercise involving explosives priming, machinegun field practice and crawling. Mostly crawling. Anyway, get well soon bud. I bet PI work nowadays is 90% browsing through people's Facebook. I always check FB when I have reason to suspect the victims are lying about their injuries (I've actually busted people this way... hello perjury...) Isn't that how they busted a bunch of post-9/11 benefits fraudsters? Yeah, people... - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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