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The only time I was ''out'' was when an iron bar hit my head with the force and speed of a driving truck. Needless to say I prefer anesthetics with all their side effects over a head trauma.

I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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I was knocked out when they put a rod in my leg, and then when they pulled it out.  I threw up quite a bit when I came out of it both times.  I also had a pretty heavy serving of local when they did my knee surgeries, and ended up falling asleep for both of those.  

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Was put under for when I tore open my leg and had to sew it together, also for an endoscopy and before getting my tetanus shot. I was quite unruly all those times.

 

Does fainting when taking a bloodsample count? >_>'

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Had a wisdom tooth pulled out today. My dentist believes mine to be exceptionally difficult to remove, and has opted to "monitor" the remaining one in the hopes it doesn't become a problem in the immediate future. Unlike the last round, I haven't had a debilitating bout of pain necessitating taking some oxycodone yet, and the swelling is imperceptible at the moment. Fingers crossed that stays that way.

I had two of them right on nerve endings. I had to the option to see the guy locally, or pay a heck of a lot more for a specialist in Waterloo. If it was botched, the whole side of my face probably would have been paralyzed.

 

I knew the guy locally, he was on my ball team at the time.

 

I went to the specialist.

 

 - On a side note, my Best Man (Mike) had his wisdom teeth cause a bad infection one night, his neck was swollen and he couldn't breathe. The dentist who was on my ball team was the guy on call and saved his life. Mike will sing praises about how great he was. I just couldn't get past what he was like when he was with the team. Good guy, but man...

 

EDIT: Oh yeah, I was put out for that operation. I worked all night, and had an appointment at something like 10:00am. I slept until they closed at 5:00ish.

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I was gassed for my first knee surgery and like Hurlshot, threw up when I came to. For the second knee surgery I had a shot in the spine like they give to a women delivering a baby and watched the surgery on a monitor. That was freaky too though, being numb from the waist down.

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I was gassed for my first knee surgery and like Hurlshot, threw up when I came to. For the second knee surgery I had a shot in the spine like they give to a women delivering a baby and watched the surgery on a monitor. That was freaky too though, being numb from the waist down.

 

Congrats on the baby, by they way :)

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Had a wisdom tooth pulled out today. My dentist believes mine to be exceptionally difficult to remove, and has opted to "monitor" the remaining one in the hopes it doesn't become a problem in the immediate future. Unlike the last round, I haven't had a debilitating bout of pain necessitating taking some oxycodone yet, and the swelling is imperceptible at the moment. Fingers crossed that stays that way.

My dentist was surprised when I told him that the one who yanked my tooth as a kid didn't knock me out.

 

 

Back when I was still in junior high ~2000-2001ish, my mom took me to this one relatively upscale dentist to have some teeth extracted. Of course, me being a big wuss I was shaking in my britches through the whole ordeal when one of the assistants came in and told me "Don't worry, our best *hand* extraction specialist will be taking care of you."

 

I remember thinking to myself: "'Don't worry?' I have every reason to worry!"

 

Indeed, some Brawn Hilda-type woman comes in the room, immediately holds me down, and simply pushes my teeth in until they give way. She does this for two more teeth. While this usually lasts for only 5 seconds per tooth, on the fourth she takes 3 minutes all the while I'm thrashing in the chair. Eventually she takes a look at the x-ray and says non-nonchalantly: "Oh, that was a permanent tooth." 

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Part of it is that I'm rather hard to numb up, no idea why.

 

So they numbed me up locally for my wisdoms, but one of em was so dug in that it was right on the nerve which wasn't quite numb when he was yanking. Just about broke my moms hand when he did it which made him realize "Probably not quite ready for that yet..."

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When i was a kid I had a problem with needles. But when I was ... I guess 16/17 I decided enough was enough.

 

I was in for some travel inoculations and a blood sample. I forced myself to watch every single instant of the process, eyes not wavering one millimetre.

 

Cured me instantly. What bothered me was needles in the abstract. In reality the whole thing is fascinating. That realisation changed the abstract and hey presto!

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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When i was a kid I had a problem with needles. But when I was ... I guess 16/17 I decided enough was enough.

 

I was in for some travel inoculations and a blood sample. I forced myself to watch every single instant of the process, eyes not wavering one millimetre.

 

Cured me instantly. What bothered me was needles in the abstract. In reality the whole thing is fascinating. That realisation changed the abstract and hey presto!

 

I'm happy for you, for me it just won't let go. I can't stand it, feeling the needle going through the skin and then moving around underneath it. And this is despite having hundreds of bloodsamples drawn and shots taken.

Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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Hm, I lost most of my Saturday with a stinking headache, then woke up this morning with a snootful of semi-congealed blood. That's such a great start to a sunday.

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Still happy over my team's win yesterday - 5 points clear, huzzah.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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This autumn has pretty much been the most stereotypical one ever - it's raining, windy and clammy all the time.. Come to think of it all the seasons this year were extremely stereotypical. Cold, dark and snowy winter, nice varied spring and warm and sunny summer...

 

It's tooooo perfect! *skeptical glance*

Fortune favors the bald.

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Today I am going to go for a nice jog and was expecting to enjoy pictures of attractive women. Sadly, it looks like the latter is out, thanks to the efforts of an obnoxious and blatantly obvious troll.

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Woke up and realized that I had to mourn the Ladies thread.

On the other hand we know that Oby can operate with some greater degree of latitude than the rest, so he may be one of the mods or developers.

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I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Is Gfted1 oby?

"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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Woke up and realized that I had to mourn the Ladies thread.

 

On the other hand we know that Oby can operate with some greater degree of latitude than the rest, so he may be one of the mods or developers.

 

I'm playing L.A. Noire today. Coincidence? Not on this forum, sister.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Woke up and realized that I had to mourn the Ladies thread.

 

On the other hand we know that Oby can operate with some greater degree of latitude than the rest, so he may be one of the mods or developers.

 

I'm playing L.A. Noire today. Coincidence? Not on this forum, sister.

 

I'm not your sister buddy.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Woke up and realized that I had to mourn the Ladies thread.

 

On the other hand we know that Oby can operate with some greater degree of latitude than the rest, so he may be one of the mods or developers.

 

I'm playing L.A. Noire today. Coincidence? Not on this forum, sister.

 

I'm not your sister buddy.

 

 

Sorry. Didn't realise you were Scottish.

 

 

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I can be your brother!

 

Workin all day, and got an angry email from my brother/mother about the possibility of me flying to California then driving to tuscon, because "It was supposed to be a me and dad thing" (From my brother) which led to her giving out a round of apologies. I am kind of ambivalent on it overall as it is because I don't want to fly, spend two days in a car, hang out for a day, repeat.

 

I think after today I'm just gonna call and say "I decided to flop sides of the family for my summer/winter trips" even though NY is gonna be friggin COLD.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

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Woke up and realized that I had to mourn the Ladies thread.

 

On the other hand we know that Oby can operate with some greater degree of latitude than the rest, so he may be one of the mods or developers.

 

I'm playing L.A. Noire today. Coincidence? Not on this forum, sister.

 

I'm not your sister buddy.

 

 

Sorry. Didn't realise you were Scottish.

 

 

 

Heh, why not? I drank enough Scotch to qualify.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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my brother/mother
 

 

It would be really interesting to see your family tree. :D

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