Walsingham Posted August 22, 2013 Posted August 22, 2013 Meet Steve Martin as Ruprecht. "Excuse me, may I go to the bathroom first?" ROFLMAO "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
IndiraLightfoot Posted August 22, 2013 Posted August 22, 2013 (edited) I know, priceless! I had the good fortune of watching this movie as it premiered a long time ago, and this sequence was plug-the-bodily-orifices-before-you-watch-it-funny. Edited August 22, 2013 by IndiraLightfoot *** "The words of someone who feels ever more the ent among saplings when playing CRPGs" ***
Malcador Posted August 22, 2013 Posted August 22, 2013 Giroud's face is great there. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Agiel Posted August 22, 2013 Posted August 22, 2013 "Now nobody MOVE!" 2 Quote “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.” -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>> Quote "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete." -Rod Serling
Woldan Posted August 22, 2013 Posted August 22, 2013 I laughed. I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet.
rjshae Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Leferd Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 (edited) http://i.imgur.com/UfwuLIm.gif Lols. Starting to like Tom Brady more. Edited August 23, 2013 by Leferd "Things are funny...are comedic, because they mix the real with the absurd." - Buzz Aldrin."P-O-T-A-T-O-E" - Dan Quayle
Rosbjerg Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 The hilarious part of this is that the red lebel is used as a surgery guide ... so not only that, but he could've lost his nuts too haha 2 Fortune favors the bald.
Rosbjerg Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 Last night out clubbing explained through gifs.. When flirting.. Remember to break the ice - as classy as possible. My friend introduced his obnoxious, rude and very unnattractive new flirt. After 2 hours of free pints and 8 shots, trying to flirt with a 20 year old. So I went for a hot girl dancing alone - 2 other guys had the same idea. My buddy went for the drunk girl.. and at 4am it became a little too aggressive for my taste.. But at least I ended up with an early morning suprise bootycall.. 6 Fortune favors the bald.
Malcador Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 I laughed. They'd be a great at a football match Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Gfted1 Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 That was beautiful Ros, I feel like I just watched a movie. And I love that Mexican standoff scene from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. 2 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Raithe Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 Texts and Tweets that work with the Avengers.. 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Rosbjerg Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 I laughed. Reminded me of this.. hehe 2 Fortune favors the bald.
rjshae Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 Is that Peter Cech? Ouch! "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Woldan Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 2 I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet.
Woldan Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 What, nobody has posted this gem yet? Then its my duty to present to you the pickle surprise video! I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet.
Raithe Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 "So Ben Affleck gets to go home to his mansion, polish his Oscars, kiss Jennifer Gardner, look online and say ' **** You Internet. I'm the Goddam Batman!'" 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Walsingham Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 (edited) I like to think my irresponsible last minute all-nighters at 'school' are the reason I can handle impossible deadlines for work. Edited August 25, 2013 by Walsingham "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
kgambit Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 Wals gave me the idea (tips his hat)...... lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mppSCnSIAf0&list=PL7C49AAEDE6F8C1C3 MST3K ftw 1
Walsingham Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 (edited) More horror films need comedy immigrant eldsters. And by 'more' I mean 'all'. EDIT: "Concern? Passion? ...Angst? Ennui? Gas?" LOL Edited August 25, 2013 by Walsingham "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
AGX-17 Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 (edited) What, nobody has posted this gem yet? Then its my duty to present to you the pickle surprise video! Probably because it's so old hat. Meanwhile, in the 21st century... August 25, 2013. A date which will live in infamy. Edited August 26, 2013 by AGX-17
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