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The funny things thread

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    This is so bad its almost good. Almost. 

     

    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    This scene makes me laugh every time.  :w00t:

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckl2pNhuMR0

    Edited by Woldan

    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    Thanks, I've been looking for this one.

    You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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    Fortune favors the bald.

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Oh and the latest...

     

    http://youtu.be/rNxvo8AcpQQ

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    And talking of TV warnings in general...

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    Not sure where to put this so...

     

     

    Your results:

    You are Will Riker

     

    At times you are self-centered

    but you have many friends.

    You love many women, but the right

    woman could get you to settle down.

     

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    Click here to take the "Which Star Trek character are you?" quiz...

     

     

    HA!

     

    PS I was bored

    Jean-Luc Picard 85%

    Geordi LaForge 70%

    An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 60%

     

    That one in third place has me a bit worried... :p

     

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    “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
     

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    Not sure where to put this so...

     

     

    Your results:

    You are Will Riker

     

    At times you are self-centered

    but you have many friends.

    You love many women, but the right

    woman could get you to settle down.

     

     

     

    HA!

     

    PS I was bored

     

    WORST NSA PROFILING EFFORT EVER.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    I am Chekov! (70%)

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    Brash, rash and hasty, but everyone loves you.

     

    Followed by Will Riker & Worf (60%)

     

    Perhaps if there was a question about Marcus, Worf would have placed higher.

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    You see, ever since the whole Doritos Locos Tacos thing, Taco Bell thinks they can do whatever they want.

    I thought I would get Q, but then it was a close tie between Jean-Luc, Riker and Troi (huh?) .

    Fortune favors the bald.

    You are Deanna Troi

    You are a caring and loving individual.

    You understand people's emotions and

    you are able to comfort and counsel them.

     

    Deanna Troi 80%

    Jean-Luc Picard 75%

    Will Riker 65%

    James T. Kirk (Captain) 50%

    Geordi LaForge 50%

     

    I don't mind this list at all.

    Remember: Argue the point, not the person. Remain polite and constructive. Friendly forums have friendly debate. There's no shame in being wrong. If you don't have something to add, don't post for the sake of it. And don't be afraid to post thoughts you are uncertain about, that's what discussion is for.
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    Pet threads, everyone has them. I love imagining Gods, Monsters, Factions and Weapons.

    How does one answer the question "are you adopted" on a scale of 1 to 5?

     

     

    At any rate, I'm 10% more of a redshirt than Gorth, so take that! (And by that, I mean, take that, me! *ow*)

     

     

    Random, but amused me more than it should have. A translation of a Chinese review of the new R9 290X video card features the game "Subway: Peripheral Vision". Fortunately the context made it clear what that was a mis-retranslation of, which spared me confusion, but not mirth.

     

    The game, of course, is Metro: Last Light.

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    L I E S T R O N G
    L I V E W R O N G

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    And talking of TV warnings in general...

     

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    Heh, as I've been lately watching Babylon 5 again after a few years, I'd say the special effects are the least of it's problems, especially in the first season :p

     

    My favorite fighting scene has been in season 2: Sheridan and an angry alien are in a fight and there is a desk between them. The alien ducks behind the desk and Sheridan goes all "hodor! dat guy just totally turned invisible!" and the alien manages to surpise Sheridan. Insert the facepalm.gif of your choice here.

     

    The main story is pretty good though, when it finally actually starts going.

    Jean-Luc Picard 60%

    Geordi LaForge 60%

    An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 60%

     

    Heh, I guess I'm torn, but I'd rather be a redshirt than Geordi. :p

    Those glasses!

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    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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